Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FIVE EPISODE TEN

Dylan: IT'S FRIDAY YAY!!!!

Adeline: Look at your calendar....

Dylan: OH FU*K NO!!!

Sports Day

Aka the day everyone hates because we have to frickin' sit under the sun and watch people run all the day long~

Welcome back to Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 5 Ep 10
A truce occurs among our heroes and villains( IDK why u call them that but idc)
As they participate in a throwback to Sports Day and remember heatstroke

Everyone's reaction to the mEmoRies:

Dylan: NOOO

Raphael: I have good memories

Jonathan: So do I

Adeline: We get to keep our phones and...

Dylan: BISH YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THAT!!! I HAD TO DO NOTHING FOR SO LONG, AND IN SO MUCH HEAT.

>Dylan pulls out a minigun from under a table(somehow)<

Raphael: Dumbass thinks he's in some superspy shiet..

Dylan's minigun: Pew Pew Pew

>Somehow it speaks??? Whoa technology.<

>Raphael catches all the bullets.<

>Yes Raph be dat super strong, super cool man we definitely do not think you're not.<

Dylan: HOW!

>Because, Dylan, Raph does this every day.<

Adeline: Oh look. There's cocaine on the floor.

>Wow, glad to know our school supports drug use.<

>Also I don't think Adeles realizes that they were playing Panic!AtTheDisco once lol.<

>low key salty because I was dancing in the middle of the field, and everyone saw me and thought I was a psycho.<

Raphael: And steroids, methology and in general: Drugs and I can break the fourth wall. Hey author, give me superpowers!

Jonathan: NEIN

>Wait, when the f is Jon the author y'all been backstabbing me :'( <

>Back to Sports Day<

>REEEEEE time to see some sweaty boys *run* and crash into the finishing like they're in a KUTWK episode.<

Kenneth: Under a truce, I have a question. What is Sports Day?

Nathan: Sok gak tau!

Kenneth: Woii stop it lah! Already 15 years!

Earlene: Basically that even where we sit on wet tiles watching people run... and being constantly reminded to eat healthy snacks...

Raphael: For us prefects that meant playing our phones all day...

Kenneth: Did I ask? >Laughs to himself because he thinks he's soooo funny.<

Nathan & Kendrew: Jayussssssss

Ms Kristina: BOYS! LINE UP PROPERLY.

Nathan: Why are we doing this?

The Voice: Because I control what happens.

>who does this *voice* thinks he is, like dafuq.... there can be only one author that can mess up the plot and that's me.<

Nevan: Sure seems legit. I believe in that man in the clouds yes this is all legitimate..

Jonathan: Where's Jordan?

Raphael: Looking for Mr Almer.

Jonathan: Ehhh let's just leave him, he needs to learn to do stuff alone sometimes

>Sometimes Jon is like a mothering, concerned chicken, constantly watching over Raph and Jordan like he has nothing else to do.<

Jordan: >pops up< Hey guys.

>Raphael snaps fingers and somehow Jordan flies to Mr Almer.<

Jonathan: Go away jordan.

>K never mind the previous comment.<

Raphael: You struggle finding him right? There you go.

>YES LET'S PRETEND RAPH DIDNT SIT ON HIS ASS THE ENTIRE DAY LMAOOO YES RAPH BE THAT SUPPORTING MOTHER FRIEND WE KNOW WE NEED.<

>During Sports Day event<

Jonathan, Raphael & Adeline: Mr CREST YOU ARE MAKING US GO DEAF!

>Ya... because you chose to sit next to the bloody speakers. Honeys what did you expect?<

>Kenneth appears in the Prefects' seating area.<

Raphael: What are you doing?

Kenneth: Jonathan invited me

Jonathan:🤔 did I?

Kenneth: YES YOU DID THROUGH WA!

Jonathan: U did not submit your phone?

Kenneth: Noooo.... Maybe..... Not.....

>bisshhhh and you didn't tell miss what kind of prefect are you?<

>Sports Day ended.<

Raphael: Back to War

>Everything reverts back to where episode 9 left off.<

What is the outcome of the War? Is the Sports Day just interfering with the Story's Agenda? Find out on the next episode of KUWTK!

Also, again for the umpteenth time in a row, jmgjmgj350 wrote the chapter again, because I was busy screaming at boys to run faster..

..pls click the vote button to prevent my screaming addiction because I pissed some people off lmao