KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EP FOURTEEN
Dylan: I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lindsay: This is all your fault!
Dylan: What?!
Stephie: If you didn't go around asking where Raph is like a lovesick puppy, we won't be here, listening to 'Cake by the Ocean'!
Brian: RAPH! I forgot Raph!
Raph: >in other room monitoring them< Oh no....
Brian: >creepily looks at camera like Selena Gomez did in that Wolves slash generic pool video< Oh Raphael Kwok....
Raph: Dammit I should've not said my real name back then!
Raph: >shouts through wall< BRIAN?!?
Brian: Yes?!?
Raph: I'LL LET YOU GO
Brian: THANK YOU MY-
Raph: IF
Brian: Whut.
Raph: IF YOU PROMISE NEVER TO RECOGNIZE ME. EVER.
Brian: 😱
Brian: 😱
Brian: 😱
Brian: 😱
Brian: 😱
Brian: B-but..
Raph: ITS FOR YA OWN GOOD! And yeah, Keira's too... but IF YOU SHOUT MY NAME AGAIN YOULL BE BACK HERE, LISTENING TO CAKE BY THE OCEAN, YA WANT THAT?!?!?
Brian: But I can't-
Dylan: Just do what he says, dude! I don't wanna be here either!
Stephie: Me too!
Lindsay: Me three!
Brian: Fine! But ILL NEVER FORGET YOU RAPHAEL KWOK!
No reply.
Brian: Uh oh...
The door starts to open.
...
They didn't do anything.
Raph: >high and panicky< WHUT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? GO GO GO!!!!
Lindsay: Are you blind?! We're tied up!
>Everyone Facepalms<
Raph: Oh yeah... 🙄👌 Siip....
The ropes magically untie themselves...
They hear voices...
Raph: >Prays that they won't be so stupid...<
Dylan: DON'T BE STUPID! LET'S GO!
They all run like it's the new 2.4 km run.
Raphael stays back to buy time for the rest to escape.
Dylan: Thanks man! We owe you one!
>Click<
Raphael heard nothing as he gets shot on his chest.
Raphael: JUST GO! JUST GET OUT!!
As he shouts, he got shot on his chest one more time and got knocked out, and that was the last time they heard from him.
Brian: No! Raphael Kwok I havent even kissed you!!
>Awkward silence<
Brian: Oh dammit!
Everyone else says together : Brian!! WTH DID YOU DO!! And why do you wanna kiss him!!HE DIED TO SAVE US AND YOU BREAK YOUR PROMISE!!
Brian: Well since he's dead the promise has no point anymore right?
Everyone else :........... . OMG Brian! We are restraining from whooping your butt right now!
Brian: AHHHHHH! I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT I LIKE BOYS TOO
Brian runs in small circles like a weirdo.
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
