Welcome back to next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season Five, Episode Six!
Last time on the mess we call Keeping Up With the Kardashians...
Ronald: >rekt so hard his name changed<
Raphael: >changes name< We also have other news
Raphael: You have your first SCTNIDC customer
From there, we continue...
Dylan: Wut...
Raphael: Yes. I can't believe either!!!
Dylan: YAY I CAN EAT AGAIN WHOO
Dylan: Who is he?
Raphael: Client information is confidential.
Dylan: Boi I'm the boss of this company
Dylan: U give me my first client's name or...
Dylan: I'll make Mr. Crest's dream come true and crucify you
Raphael: Sweet, Sweet Dylan...
Raphael: >coughs< your threats are mediocre and you're a midget >cough cough<
Raphael: It's actually our old schoolmate, Kenneth!
Dylan: Shittake not him ANYONE BUT NOT HIM OH MY IRENE
Raphael: I know...
Raphael: But him being the potential cause of our eventual demise isn't the biggest problem...
Raphael: For now...
Raphael: Because we have a bigger problem right now...
Raphael: >looks at camera< THE PREFECT- I mean PERFECT RESTAURANT COMPETITION
Dylan: wuttt
Dylan: What are the prices?
Raphael: Approximately $193794729479264926383791638462836928293 in cash and no tax
Raphael: We can use it for so many things!
Jonathan: >from afar< WE CAN FRICKING MAKE A DAMN BATMOBILE
Jonathan: AND DRIVE AROUND WHILE BLARING BATMAN'S THEME SONG
Jonathan: NANANANANANA BATMAN MOTHERPUCKER
Dylan: BIATCH LET'S DO THIS
Dylan: GONNA BEAT THEM WEAK-ASS FAST FOOD STALLS UP
Dylan: and make Raphael burn the bodies of course because like wth Raphael I love you (as a friend of course) but you're just... too smartly scary
Raphael: Okay sure I'll accept that
Dylan: When does the competition start?
Raphael: Now
Dylan: Why couldn't you inform me earlier
Raphael: Because in real time this same event is happening really quickly and also because you were sleeping like you will burn the whole house down if we wake you up
Dylan: K acceptable
Raphael: The judge is coming right here right now, so-
Dylan: shiet we have nothing extraordinary to show them
Dylan: M'kay whatever they will love us for who we are :D
~Later~
Dylan: Hello judges! This is my restaurant, The Chicken Nugget Hell!
Raphael : >elbows him<
Dylan: I mean, the Chicken Nugget Restaurant!
>Suddenly, a chair fell<
Raphael: Oh shi-
Dylan: AWLAHJDOEKANXMDMLAZKJEHAJANNAAHHHHHHHHHJJEKWJZLNDMELLZICJSKMQMASCRWEEEEEEEEEEXHHHHH
Dylan: NOT TODAY SATAN
Dylan: I COMPEL YOU WITH THE POWER OF THE CROSS
Dylan: GET YOUR GHOSTY ASSES OUTTA HERE OR I SWEAR
Dylan: I'LL CALL THE DAMN GHOSTBUSTERS DON' TRY NOTHING ON ME
Judge Russel: >whispers to the other judges< We shouldn't have come here...
Will Dylan win the Perfect Restaurant Competition? Why is the author so uncreative with names? Who does Kenneth want dead (tbh don't we all want someone to die)? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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