Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FIVE EPISODE EIGHT

Welcome back to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season five, episode eight of a long, long legacy!

This author is literally very carsick, so excuse the little sense they made.

Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Dylan: where the goddamn fork did you hide a piano

Raphael: >visibly gulps<

Dylan: Was it... down there

Raphael: >breaks down< YE-

Jonathan: >hurriedly cuts him off< shiet TIME SKIP PLS

>A whole year later<

Spongebob voice: Three hundred and sixty-five days later..

Dylan: You.. do know you could just say 'a year later', right?

Spongebob: Man I'm just getting that extra cash, alright? Extra words in my line means I don't get kicked out of my pineapple house...

Dylan: You poor people lead such stupid lives.... >drinks caviar from a litre jug<

Dylan: ... Yes I know how most people eat caviar, us rich people are just on another level, kay? If you ain't rich enough to afford caviar don' tell me how to live my life >snaps fingers in Z-formation<

Raphael:...

Raphael: Dis ho shady

Dylan: BINCH WHATCHU CALL ME-

>Suddenly the wall breaks open<

>Again!<

Dylan: Why does this feel like deva ju... from precisely a year ago..

Raphael: ...that's because it is...

Kenneth: IT IS I, THE LORD OF THE MOLES... BOTS.

Kenneth: I SHALL BRING HAVOC TO MY OLD CLASSMATES WITH THE UPGRADED CLASS OF MY MOLES, AND REVENGE AS WELL! >and continues to evilly monologue<

Jonathan: Raphael... you know what to do..

Raphael: Yessir.

>Raphael brings out a boombox<

Kenneth: What are you doing m8

>The song Let It Go switches on.<

>in ChInEsE.<

>Jonathan brings out a giant TV, and starts playing Lindsay, Keira and Michelle's edition on the Chinese Let It Go.<

>Except this time it's better!<

Lindsay, Keira and Michelle: 让它去, 让它去!!!! (Let it go, let it goo!!!)

Dylan: Genius! Now Kenneth can finally be out of everyone's life!

Kenneth: Ew cringe.... but whatever jayus banget (really not funny)

A/N: I think??? Not sure what 'jayus' means lmao

Dylan: Frickity...

Dylan: > turns to Raphael and Jonathan< WE NEED A PLAN B

>Dylan sees that they're not there.<

Dylan: What the frickity frack.

>Dylan dials Jonathan's number.<

Dylan: JON WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU

Jonathan: we just went to the Bahamas man chill

Dylan: WHY HOW WHEN WHERE

Jonathan: Because you weren't paying us so we decided to start a business, we went by plane, we went a few seconds ago, and I just told you, we went to the Bahamas.

Dylan: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH KENNETH SOME
FREAKING ANTI-MOLE SPRAY

Jonathan: The key is the smartest, most talented person out there.

Dylan: who josh

Jonathan: BUAHAHAHAH I meant Earlene.

Dylan: Why not Josh tho....

Raphael: >joining in< Because in Kenneth's mind a guy like Josh is a still a guy no matter what, so he's okay with his touch

Jonathan: But not Earlene, so figure that out yourself

Dylan: How am I supposed to?!?

Jonathan: Study every night.

Jonathan: All the maths, all the time.

Jonathan: Like me lol

Dylan: Jon stahp you had already graced us with your smartness so go away and enjoy the Bahamas you beautiful man.

Raphael: Dylan your gay is showing.

Dylan: Raphael your motherly instincts is showing

Jonathan: Everyone, my reason to kill everyone is showing. Shut UP.

>Jonathan ends da call.<

Dylan: time to use my super political connections...

>Dylan calls Earlene.<

Earlene: I'm middle of a brain surgery, what's going on?

Introducing a new character, Earlene! :D Yay I'm glad she's here to clear up the mess of stupidity they have all made, and tbh we need a female character. Will Earlene be able to ward off Kenneth once and for all? Or will Dylan's plan (AKA Jon and Raphael's plan) come crashing and burning to the ground? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

A/N: Is it physically possible to feel sick of a place you've been writing a ten-page booklet for