KUTWK SEASON TWO EPISODE FIFTEEN

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KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EPISODE >lemme check...< FIFTEEN

Brian runs in small circles like a weirdo.

Dylan: This is so messed up...

Lindsay: Agreed..

Stephie: Me three.

Dylan: >Grabs Brian hand< My brother, I know your true love has fallen, but there's still plenty of gay fish in the sea. This is what Raphael Kwok, our true friend and hero, had died for. For us. For the world. For you. For you, to have another chance.

Brian: Ok ok, whatever. Raph wasn't that cool anyways.

Dylan: I spent five minutes working on that speech... But ok.

Suddenly, the sound of gun shots exploded. Speeding bullets were shot at them.

>Pew pew pew!<

>:D<

Dylan: HURRY! LETS GET OUTTA HERE!

Brian: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE!

Lindsay: LESS SCREAMING MORE RUNNING

Dylan: YES MA'AM.

They run like they're in the 1.6km run and they got 8 seconds left.

When they finally burst out of the hide out, they find themselves in...

New York?!

Dylan: Wtf.

Lindsay: That was a long run.... >pants<

Brian: How'd we end up in the Big Apple?

Stephie: Whateves, let's get outta here!

_But before they could take another step.._

News Reporter: Dylan Gandeen! Is it true you're the Hydra Leader and your so-called friends are your Sergeants?!?

Dylan: What? No!

News Reporter #2: Brian Wolfstiff! Is it true that you've killed Raphael Kwok?!

Brian: I would never do that to my love!

New Reporter #3: Lindsay Ellacrious Candy Singer! Is it true that you've tortured your prisoners with 'Cake by the Ocean'!?!

Lindsay: How'd they know so fast?!?

Dylan:Of course we didn't kill them!

News Reporter #1: >sassily while snapping fingers in Z-formation< Then why are you wearing Hydra uniforms-

Dylan: We were inprisoned!

News Reporter #1: Plus there's blood on them?!

>As the reporters continue to ask questions, five million police cars pulled up.<

An actual police officer: Dylan Gandeen, Lindsay Ellacrious and Brian Wolfstiff! You are all under arrest!

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