Welcome to Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season Five!
>distant boom<
>screams of terror<
>sound of torture weapons being used<
>overall bloodshed<
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Welcome to Final Year Examinations.
Jk, welcome to the very similar version, Chicken Stop!
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON FIVE EPISODE ONE
3 weeks post-disastrous situation in France, the story continues...
Dylan: Hmmm....
Keira: Wat?
Dylan: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Keira: What the heck do you want bro
Dylan: Keira, how much money do we have?
Keira: Huh, it's about time! Time to check the internet
Keira: It looks like you still have loads of cash, about 29927395$92$492$3$$$$$$$$$ US dollars to be exact.
Keira: I have $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ too...
Dylan: Hmm.... Lindsay had already gone off for a vacation for now, and Davis is gone doing really expensive stuff, rich-ass guy he is...
Dylan: What are the others doing?
Keira: >scrolling through Instagram< Adeline's doing a new book series, the you-know-whos are doing stupidly brave, or bravely stupid things, I'm not sure
Keira: Lmaaoooo Owen's charger somehow ended up on a cliff what the heck but old newsss
Dylan: We need to do something! I wanna make more $$$$
Keira: Yes, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians show haven't reached our $$$ target yet
Dylan: Hmmmm... what do we do?
Keira: We could do into the food industry?
Dylan: But what kind of food tho
>Distant war cries play as background music<
>screams of cheated children<
Past Dylan: No... Dylan don't do this again...
Dylan: Maybe something that's easy to make, but still really trendy!
Past Dylan: HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED FROM THE MISTAKES OF OUR CLASS
Dylan: >looks at a plate of chicken nuggets<
Past Dylan: HAVE WE NOT LEARNT NOTHING FROM ALMOST POISONING EVERYONE
Dylan: That's it..
Past Dylan: OMI SOMETIMES I THINK IM ADOPTED BY THE EARTH ITSELF
Dylan: What about chicken nuggets?
Past Dylan: WITH OUR POWER AND FAME, WE'LL POISON EVERYONE IN THE DAMN WORLD
Past Dylan: WTH IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF US
Past Dylan: OR IS IT ME, OR YOU?!
Past Dylan: IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISISSSSS
Dylan: I mean, they're not that hard... I think?
Past Dylan: we... should not have this much responsibilities...
Dylan: Ooh! And we can hire Owen for cooking! I remembered he was so good at it!
Past Dylan: I am literally so disappointed in you, future me like oh my gosh I literally cannot wait to spill dis tea with my past friends like honnn >snaps fingers<
What happened in the past that made Past Dylan so mad? What chicken nuggets? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
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HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
