Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Pranks

Peter liked pulling pranks on the Avengers, but not typical pranks. Extreme pranks. Stuff like pretending to die. Risky pranks, I know. The first time he ever did that was a month after he met them.

"Kid, get up. It's time for school." Tony tiredly shuffled into Peter's room. He froze when he spotted Peter holding a bottle of pills. "Uh, what you doing there?"

"I want to see my parents again."

"What?" Tony asked. "What do you mean?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark." Peter sighed and emptied the pills into his mouth. Tony screamed and ran foward.

"Are you retarded?! What the fuck?!" Tony screamed while attempting to open Peter's mouth. The Avengers rushed in and spotted a screaming and cursing Tony Stark trying to pry open Peter Parker's mouth. Their eyes landed on the empty pill bottle and their eyes widened. "Spit them out! Spit the fucking pills out!" Peter shook his head and swallowed them.

"You better throw those pills back up!" Steve yelled as he ran to Peter.

"I just want to see them again..." Peter slurred while his eyes slowly closed.

"Peter stay awake! Stay awake!" Tony yelled while shaking Peter. Peter went limp and Tony felt his world stop. "Peter? Peter this isn't funny!"

"I disagree, this is hilarious!" Peter laughed while he opened his eyes. "PRANKED YA!"

"Are you stupid?! That's not funny! You scared the shit out of me!" Tony hugged Peter.

"I apologized!" Peter shrugged. The Avengers groaned and left the room.

"What were those anyway?"

"Tic tacs."

---

The next time he pranked them was about three months after that.

"Peter! I'm here to take you to school--" Happy walked in and froze when he spotted an unconscious Peter at the bottom of the stairs with blood gushing out of his head. "Holy--TONY GET IN HERE!"

"What is it--OH MY GOD!" Tony rushed foward and cradled Peter's body in his arms. "Kid? Kid get up!"

The Avengers heard the commotion and ran in. Bruce immediately left to go set up the med bay. "What happened?!" Natasha yelled.

"He must've fell down the stairs or something, I don't know!" Tony pinched the bridge of his nose.

"M-Mr. Stark...?" Peter whispered, gaining everyone's full attention. "It hurts..."

"You're going to be fine!" Tony tried to convince himself more than Peter. "Just keep your eyes open, okay?"

"O-okay, Mr. Stark." Peter breathed out. Tony would die before he let the strongest kid he'd ever met die because of a flight of stairs. "Mr. Stark? I-I can't..." Peter's eyes shut.

"Don't you dare! Peter Parker open your fucking eyes!" Tony shouted.

"Okay." Peter said and opened his eyes. Tony gasped.

"Peter! Are you okay?!" He asked.

"Yeah I'm fine!" Peter stood up. "You, on the other hand, have been pranked!"

"Fuck. You." Tony glared at him and stomped back to his lab.

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The third time he pranked them was a year after that.

The Avengers were sitting in the common room, just being lazy. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..." Peter mumbled.

"G R O U N D E D" Tony spat. Peter let out a weak chuckle. Tony sighed and cleared his throat. "Sorry, what's up?"

"I just feel really dizzy..." Peter told him. Tony's eyebrows furrowed with unspoken worry.

"Do you need some Advil?" Bucky offered.

"My head doesn't hurt or anything, I'm just...lightheaded?" Peter tried to explain. Tony stood up to escort Peter to his room to rest, when suddenly Peter fell to the floor, passed out.

The Avengers weren't sure what to do and just stood there. Then chaos ensued. They all stood up and started arguing on what to do. Steve reached down to shake him. Peter giggled.

"That tickles!" He swatted his hand away. "Aw man! You ruined the prank!"

"Seriously?" Sam rolled his eyes.

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But one day...

Clint was walking through the common room and spotted Peter lying at the bottom of the stairs with blood gushing out of his head. He rolled his eyes and walked straight passed him, figuring it was a prank.

As the day went on, the rest of the Avengers had the same reaction, figuring that Peter was pulling their legs. Tony walked into the common room. "Kid, can you help me with this project?" Tony asked him. "And get up! You're prank isn't working."

Peter didn't respond.

"Seriously?" Tony muttered to himself. He stood up and went to pick him up. He grabbed the back of Peter's shirt and lifted the boy up so that he was standing. His heart stopped when he saw the crack in Peter's skull and realized that this wasn't a prank. The Avengers then walked in and spotted the two.

"He's been there since this morning." Clint mumbled, and suddenly realized what had happened along with the rest of the Avengers.

"Oh my God! Oh my God!" Tony was breathless. "He's not breathing! He probably died awhile ago and we didn't notice!"

And to think this all started with a few pranks.

A/N:

Sorry, was feeling angsty.