Peter tapped danced into the common room, causing everyone to look in his direction. "I'm here to deliver a message."
"Okay?" Tony said, laughing slightly. Shuri then slid in with a guitar. She started playing.
"I'm here to tell a story." Peter said in the most serious voice you had ever heard. Harley then walked in and started singing.
"Oh yeah~"
"One day, while I was walking along town."
"Mmm yeah~"
"I spotted this cow."
"Baby oh~"
"This was the most beautiful cow I had ever seen. I soon discovered that this wasn't any ordinary cow."
"Not an ordinary cow, no~"
"This cow could talk. And the cow said to me..."
Shuri then started singing. "I am the cow of you dreams~! I've been sent here to...pleasure you~"
"What is this?" Bruce asked Tony, who shrugged.
"What I didn't know, was that this was a prostitute cow!"
"What is it with Peter and prostitutes~?" Harley sang.
"So I soon discovered that this cow was fuckable."
"A fuckable cow~"
"So I did the reasonable thing and fucked the cow."
"Mmm, yeah~"
"And that's the story of how I got cow stds."
"Beware of prostitute cows~!" All three sang. "They all carry cow stds~!"
"What was the point of this?" Tony asked.
"Well I saw this thing where you and Loki got together and I wanted to warn you." Peter said.
Thor gave a long wheeze.
A/N:
I'm sorry about this.
