Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Deep

Peter rubbed his chin. "If sadness were erased from the world...would happiness be also?"

"Do I want to know where he's going with this?" Harley asked Shuri.

"Probably not."

"Let's continue anyway."

"Think about it. If an ideas opposite doesn't exist...would that item ever truly exist?" Peter asked. Shuri and Harley tilted their heads but didn't say anything.

"That's...weirdly deep for one of these chapters." Shuri said.

"Yeah, Peter this is supposed to be funny! What the fuck are you doing?!" Harley booed.

"What's the opposite of a penguin?" Peter asked.

"Why a penguin?"

"Penguins are a super random animal."

"What's the opposite of this penguin?" Peter pulled out a penguin plush.

"Where'd that penguin come from?"

"That's a random penguin." Harley commented.

"Is a penguin really an entity if it doesn't have a counterpart?" Peter held up the random penguin. (Ha, joke. Get it? Cuz my username--)

"Are you high right now?" Shuri genuinely asked.

"No, but he is." Peter gestured to Harley, who was taking another blunt.

"This is true." Harley nodded.

"Anyway, what about pigs? Do pigs have a counterpart?"

"He's definitely high."

"Ha! I understood that reference!" Steve jumped in the room and pointed at Shuri, who said that.

"This is a messy chapter." Shuri shook her head.

A/N:

Two updates, while on hiatus? I'm such a bad gorl.