Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Conversations

Peter walked up to Shuri. "I convinced my dad to let me see David again."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, and so I walked up to David and David said 'Hey Peter' and I said 'Hey faggot' and he just stood there."

"Jesus--"

"And then he asked why I called him faggot and then I said I was gonna turn him into one."

"Peter, that's offensive."

"I'm not done."

"Sorry."

"And then he just sighed and walked away."

"...was that it?"

"Yeah that was it."

"I don't see how that was worth me listening to."

"How fucking dare you. I pour my heart and soul into these stories--"

"Well I ju--"

"Don't fucking interrupt me or I'll put a fish inside your liver. As I was saying, I pour my heart and soul into these stories and you don't fucking appreciate them. It hurts me."

"I'm sorry, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear?"

"Thank you. Can I continue the story now?"

"I thought you were done?"

"Did I fucking say I was done?"

"Uh, yeah--"

"So then--"

"Well okay then."

"Oh my god. We just talked about this."

"Sorry! Sorry."

"Thank you. So then I sucked his dick."

"Wait what? How did we jump from him sighing to you sucking his dick?"

"Were you not paying attention to the story?"

"I guess not?"

"Wow. All my efforts, wasted."

A/N:

I have to be in a certain mood to write these.

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