Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

It's Meet To Great You (Part 1)

Things to know: So I've gotten a few Parkner requests....

Peter is Tony's protege.

Tony is not Peter's legal guardian.

This is probs gonna have 2 parts.

"Hey Pete! I've got someone I'd like you to meet!" Tony exclaimed one day, a smile on his face. "I've recently gotten back in touch with an old pal of mine." Peter looked toward his mentor, confusion evident on his face.

A boy around his age walked through the door, his expression relatively calm but Peter could see the hint of nervousness. "I'm Harley." The boy, Harley, gave a wave.

Peter couldn't get over how blue his eyes were.

Harley looked up, eyes immediately examining the doe eyed boy in front of him. Cute is the word he felt described the boy best. Adorable, even.

"P-Peter Parker, it's meet to great you. I-I mean, great to meet you!" He quickly corrected himself, turning bright red in embarrassment. "Sorry." He mumbled, burying his face in his hands.

Harley laughed, taking a bit of anxiety off of Peter's shoulders. "It's meet to great you too." Harley smirked when Peter became even more red.

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"Listen here, darlin'--"

"What did you just call me?" Peter asked, looking at Harley with a bewildered expression.

"Darlin'?" Harley shrugged. "Do you not like it? I can keep calling you Peter."

"No no, it's fine. It just caught me off guard." Peter shook his head, turning pink. God, why did he blush so much when around Harley?

"Great!" Harley winked.

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Harley had begged Tony to let him attend Peter's school instead of some preppy private school. (I go to a private school 😔)

Tony reluctantly complied, enrolling Harley into Midtown.

"Hey darlin'!" He exclaimed upon first sight of Peter. Everyone turned to him in confusion. They looked at each other questioningly, as if to say 'is he talking about you?'

They all followed Harley's gaze and saw it directed at a certain boy with chocolate brown hair. "Harley?" He asked, tilting his head. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm enrolled here now!" He chirped, going up and patting Peter on the head. Peter turned pink, attempting to fix his hair.

"Really?" He asked. Harley nodded, a smile on his face.

"Yo loser," A voice to Harley's right and Peter's left called. They turned to see MJ.

Harley felt immediate anger at the way she referred to Peter.

"Who's this?" She asked, gesturing to Harley.

Harley stepped foward, he didn't need Peter to introduce him. "I'm Harley Keener, pleased to make your acquaintance." He held his hand out for a handshake.

Peter was surprised at how formally he greeted MJ.

She snorted, shaking his hand. "Michelle Jones, I would say the pleasure's all mine but that would be a lie." She shrugged. Harley smirked.

"Ooh, you seem fun." He flashed his perfect teeth at her. She smirked back.

"You have no idea." She said with a sly smile.

Peter felt a twinge of jealousy. He assumed he was jealous of Harley, since he was quite certain he had feelings for MJ.

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"Hey Pete, I need--"

"Harley! Do you knock?!" Peter exclaimed, hastily putting on his sweater.

But it was too late.

Harley turned bright red at the realization that Peter was ripped. "Wh-How-When--" Harley stammered. "Dude, you're fucking jacked." Peter blushed and looked away.

Harley now saw Peter in a new light. He wasn't adorable anymore. He was hot as fuck.

And that realization scared Harley.

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"Dad, how did you know you were gay?" Harley asked Tony, who choked on his coffee. Tony snorted.

"Trust me, you'll know." Tony smirked. "Why? You been feeling strange?"

Harley pursed his lips. "I dunno, maybe?" He mumbled. Tony smiled knowingly.

"It's Peter, right?" Tony asked, sipping his coffee. Harley blushed and looked down.

"Yeah..." He sighed. Tony chuckled, leaning over and ruffling Harley's hair. "It's just, how can one be hot AND cute at the same time?!" Tony laughed.

"Have fun with that, kiddo." He smiled, standing up.

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"Hey Mr. Stark, is it weird to feel attracted to guys?" Peter asked Tony, who banged his head on the table he was looking under.

"Why would it be weird?" Tony asked, rubbing his head.

"I don't know, I'm pretty sure I'm straight, but..." Peter trailed off. "I've been feeling weird around...this guy...recently..."

"Well, thinking someone is attractive isn't the same as being attracted." Tony told Peter, sitting down on the table.

"How do I know the difference?" Peter asked.

"Well...imagine this guy you're talking about." Tony wiped some oil off his hands.

Peter closed his eyes. "Okay..." He mumbled. "Now what?"

"Imagine that guy, but instead of him just standing there, he's about to kiss you." Tony shrugged, leaning back.

Peter paused, before he turned bright red. "Fuck." He mumbled. Tony chuckled.

"Well there's your answer." Tony smirked.

"But-But I like girls!" Peter exclaimed, shooting his eyes open.

"Who says you can't like both?" Tony shrugged. Peter pursed his lips, looking down.

"What if it's just my hormones acting up?" Peter asked. Tony snorted.

"I doubt it, but if you think so, you can wait a bit and see if these feelings get any stronger." Tony smiled. "If you still feel that way about Harley after awhile, then I think you need to start accepting yourself for who you are."

"Woah woah woah, wait--" Peter turned even more red, waving his arms around frantically. "Wh-Who said this was about Harley?!" Tony laughed.

"Are you telling me it isn't?" Tony rose a brow, a small smile on his face. Peter laughed nervously.

"I hope you don't think it's weird that your son is helping me have my sexual awakening..." Peter mumbled.

"Nah, go for it kid."

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A/N:

Uh oh! I reached my limit before completing the oneshot! You know what that means!

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Susie: Hey Darius?

Darius: What's up?

Susie: So...y'know how you liked me or whatever...

Darius: Yeah...

Susie: Um...would it be weird if the roles...reversed?