Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Harley and Peter

This will only make sense if you've read the chapters about the boy named David. Also, there's a brief mention of Spideypool.

Shuri was busy today, so it was just Harley and Peter hanging out.

Peter felt awkward, he hadn't gotten to know Harley that well. Except for that game of checkers that was so rudely interrupted. Peter turned to Harley and attempted to start a conversation. "So, I know this guy named David--"

"Wait, David Scott?" Harley interrupted Peter. Peter was tempted to go off about how he shouldn't interrupt him, but instead just nodded. "No way! I wanted to suck his dick a few years ago! You've been trying to steal my man?!"

"YOU'RE MAN?! Hun, he belongs to me. He punched me and everything!"

"Shit! His punches are really manly too..."

"Damn gay! We made physical contact! That means it's official!"

"I think the fuck not!"

"Exsqueeze me?"

"I will fight you for his heart!" Harley put his hands up. Peter put his hands up too.

Then, all of a sudden, a Pokemon card appeared in Harley's hand. "THAT'S RIGHT! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE!"

"Wait wha--"

"WINNER GETS TO SUCK DAVID'S DICK!"

"JOKES ON YOU! I ALREADY DID!"

"YOU SUCKED DAVID'S DICK?!"

"HELL YEAH I DID!"

"OH! SQUARE UP B!"

"What the fu-DON'T FIGHT! JESUS!" Tony screamed as he heard the the last statement of that conversation.

"Hey Dad." The said in unison.

"You sucked that boy's dick, Peter?" Tony asked as he realized what was said.

"No..."

"Why did you lie?"

"I wanted to seem cool..."

"Wait, really? I wanted to seem cool in front of you!" Harley exclaimed.

"Wait really?"

"Yeah! That's why I challenged you!"

They hugged and Tony rolled his eyes and walked out of the room.

"Besides, I already have my eyes on this boy named Wade."

"EXCUSE--"

A/N:

I felt like I should conclude the David trilogy.

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