Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Wade's Question Corner (Episode 11)

"...hey." Wade sighed. "It's Wade's Question Corner. Whoo..." He mumbled. "First question is for you. As always."

What do you think is going to happen in the next Spiderman movie?

"Be sure to leave your answers in the comments." Wade flipped through his note cards. "Second question of the day is for me from whoneedsagoodname."

How is Ellie? Is she doing okay?

"Yeah, yeah she's doing alright." Wade nodded. "She's starting fifth grade soon."

"Ellie?" Peter asked. Wade went rigid.

"Oh shit I never told you." Wade laughed nervously. "I made a lot of mistakes okay."

"Who is Ellie?" Peter asked.

"She's my daughter okay--"

"What?!" Tony exclaimed. "You have a kid?!"

"I made a lot of mista--y'know what? We're moving on." Wade huffed. "Next question is for me from TheAmazingDinoQueen."

Assign everyone in the room a pokemon that relates to them, except for yourself.

"Okay, shit." Wade mumbled. "Peter, baby, you're Metagross."

"Metagro--?"

"Tony, you get Mewtwo."

"I don't know if I should be offended or not." Tony shrugged.

"Why do you automatically assume I'm insulting you?" Wade asked. Tony shrugged. "Uh, Captain Asshole over there gets Jigglypuff."

"That man can't sing for his life." Peter mumbled, confused with Wade's choice.

"Yeah, but he's just so boring that everyone falls asleep when he opens his mouth." Wade shrugged. Steve looked mildly offended. "Bucky is Meltan."

Bucky, who was still laughing about the comment about Steve, didn't respond.

"Natasha is Joltik." Wade shrugged. "Thor is Zapdos, Bruce is fucking Magikarp, I don't know."

"mAGIKARP--" Peter wheezed.

"I think that's it." Wade shrugged. "Next question is for Peter from TheAmazingDinoQueen."

Peter, assign Wade a pokemon. I feel like Wade would give himself something badass that doesn't fit him at all.

"Bold of you to assume I think that highly of myself." Wade scoffed.

"Hmm, Wade would be...I don't know why but I'm getting Pikachu vibes? And for some reason like Detective Pikachu?"

"Hmm, wonder why." Wade hummed absentmindedly. "Next question is for Bucky and Wanda from MelodyKatara17."

Was it hard to adjust to being an Avenger? (btw you're both my favorites I love you)

"Love you too!" Bucky beamed, forming a heart with his hands.

"Yeah, it was hard at first." Wanda sighed. "I was still grieving, y'know? It was hard to adjust to life without my brother."

"It was a really awkward transition, things between Tony and I were tense." Bucky mumbled. "But I'm still working on it." He gave a thumbs up to Tony, who shot him the middle finger.

"Next question is for everyone from Super_Nova65."

If you had to put yourself into another dimension like Harry Potter, DC, Twilight, which would you pick?