Hermitcraft Season 6 oneshots (mostly songfics and angst)

incorrect quotes are back!

(at the picknick)

Mumbo: so... what's your type?

Grian: hmm I don't know... what is yours?

Mumbo: well blond hair, kind of short, dumb, good at building and flying, and wears red.

Grian: it kind of looks like that you are describing me! too bad I'm not a girl.

Mumbo: did I mention DUMB?

Grian: yeah...

Mumbo: ok, just making sure.

Doc: love is dead, it never existed, anyone thinks otherwise is a fool.

Grian: *smiles*

Doc: hold up a sec-

Mumbo: the real treasures were the memories we made along the way.

Grian: I almost died...

Mumbo: ahhh yes, that was my fondest memories.

wels: *plays out of tune guitar*

Doc: takes any requests?

wels: sure!

Doc: please stop.

Grian: I see the cup as half full half empty.

Mumbo: but it's empty...

Grian: I see the cup as half full half empty.

Mumbo: and its a bowl. 

*texting*

Grian: A theif.

Mumbo: thief?

Grian: theif.

Mumbo: I befor E except after C

Grian: Thceif

Mumbo: no.

Grian: I made you a friendship bracelet!

Iskall: well... I'm not the jewelry type of person...

Grian: *sad face* well I guess you don't have to wear it...

Iskall: no,  back off! I'm gonna wear this forever.

Mumbo: grian, we tried things your way,

Grian: no we didn't.

Mumbo: I did it in my head and it didn't work out.

Scar: it's not funny.

Grian: I thought it was funny.

Scar: you don't count, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a meme on facebook!

Grian: oh, and for your information, I don't have any ego.

Grian: my facebook profile picture is a landscape.

Scar: you think you're smarter than anyone else.

Cub: no, I know I am

Grian: I got grounded in my base for a week because I came to the meeting late.

Iskall: well you don't just get people's hope up and show up like that.

hey, ya peeps! this time there is a lot of incorrect quotes, do you guys want more? mk bai!

-Funny Stuffy :)