Doc: *points out snake on the ground*
Grian: *gasp* it' a danger noodle!
Mumbo: I'll give you a few minutes to redo your plans for today.
Grian: no need. my only plan was to buy skittles. *eats skittles and barf rainbow*
Mumbo: Grian, we're crossing the street, take my hand.
Iskall: dude. his's 17...
Grian: uncle Iskall? can you buy me hi-chews...?
Iskall: ...he's not 17.
Police: 911, what is your emergency?
Grian: someone broke into my house!
Mumbo in the distance: I'M YOUR ROOMATE!
Grian: aH hE FOunD mE!!! HeLP
Villian: *doing villainy stuff*
Doc: *burst through the door, knocking out 15 henchmen and brakes an innocent pillar*
False: *Shatters window as she flies in, performers sick mid-air kick*
Stress: *drops down behind villain and pops out gun*
Grian: *rolls in 15min later on wheelies and Starbucks*
Mumbo who is late for a Sahara meeting: I'm late, I'm late, I'm late-
Mumbo: * gets hit by a train*
Mumbo: *gets up immediately* I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!
Grian: *comes in late for a Sahra meeting* I almost got supposed adopted this morning!
Iskall: wut
Mumbo: he means he almost got kidnaped.
Iskall: ...
Doc: *shuts down*
Grian: PUT HIM IN RICE!
Mumbo: *makes a window shut down sound*
Mumbo: I love murder mystreys
Grian, trying to impress him: I'm the suspect for dozens of them
Mumbo: I'm the cool parents, that's my thing, I'm hip. I surf the web. LOL laugh out loud, WTF why the face. I know all the dances from high school musical.
Grian: he said what?
Mumbo: why is there blood everywhere?
Grian: I might have aggressively poked someone with aone pron super sharp fork.
Mumbo: you stabbed someone?
Grian: no, I aggressively poked someone with a one pron super sharp fork.
oof im back peeps. imeanineverlestbutok anyways, I need new ideas for chapters so plzhelpmeh. kk bai!
-Stuffyneedshelp :)
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Hermitcraft Season 6 oneshots (mostly songfics and angst)
Short Storyhey, ya peeps, tis Stuffy again! so I really like Hermitcraft and stuff so I'm gonna do this, it's gonna be mostly grain and Mumbo (and Isakll. and Scar.) most of the story is songfics and crap and I have like only 2 oneshots so uh... I mean... *cou...
