Mumbo: so what do you have planned for the future?
Grian: lunch
Mumbo: no, like long term
Grian: ...Dinner?
Iskall: I trusted you!
Grian: Why?
*in a Hermit skool*
Xisuma: name one way to be nice to others.
Grian: *rais hand*
Xisuma: yes?
Grain: don't kill them.
Xisuma: ...
Xisuma: the stander is a bit low, but I'll allow that.
Joe: if you're having dad problems you can come to me!
Cleo: it's some nice words coming from my crappy father.
Scar: where are we going?
Cub: to death.
Scar: I mean for lunch
Xisuma: can someone tell me what is going on here?
Mumbo: well you see Grian is h-
Xisuma: ok, stop, forget that I asked. *walks aways with distance TNT blowing up*
Mumbo: Grian, you need to calm down!
Grian: *high on sugar* I can't calm down, you need to calm up!
Grian: I think you should be my father.
TFC: I don't want to be your father.
Grian: that's good, you already know your line. *skips away*
Mumbo: water source.
Iskall: what is sauce.
ren: water sauce.
Doc: weather sauce
Grian: wet salsa
(that was from elytbeatmaker's Mumbo remix)
teheeeeeee! tis is meh Stuffy! well, I'm high on incorrect quotes so.... yeahhhhhh mk baiiii!
-incorrect Stuffy :)
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Hermitcraft Season 6 oneshots (mostly songfics and angst)
Short Storyhey, ya peeps, tis Stuffy again! so I really like Hermitcraft and stuff so I'm gonna do this, it's gonna be mostly grain and Mumbo (and Isakll. and Scar.) most of the story is songfics and crap and I have like only 2 oneshots so uh... I mean... *cou...