[Peaceful music playing with a sleeping New York.]
Texas: I HATE YOU.
California: OH WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
America: California, give Texas your $200. You landed on his property,
California: No! SHES IN JAIL! I'm not going to give my money to a CRIMINAL!
Texas: That's not how you PLAY!!
Rhode Island : Mommy, why is Sister screaming?
America: Shut the F*ck up RI, You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!
Texas: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
America: ME TOO! YOUR THINK I WANTED THIS [ Points at Texas]
Texas: AaAAAaaAA!!!!
[America's crying, California's angry, and Texas is screaming]
Delaware: Hi! What you all just witnessed is the phenomenon known as Family Game Night.
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Nevada: Today Ill teach you how to Face your fears. Now the First step to facing your fears is-
[Insert Utah with a Knife]
Nevada: AaaAAAAAhAAhhhhh
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America: What do you have?
North Carolina: A Knife!!
[North Carolina running at South Carolina]
America: NO
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Iowa: What's Florida doing?
Texas: I don't Know I gave up trying to control her earlier.
[ Florida In the kitchen shoving a squid in a turkey.]
Iowa: I don't want dinner anymore..
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France as a Mom: Children stop fighting I will turn this car right around.
America as a Mom: Stop fighting or Ill Fucking crash this car into the wall!
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(This one is going to be based off a funny moment in my life)
New Jersey: Fuck my papers due in a hour!
D.C: Fuck..? FUCK!! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!
[NASA sitting in the hallway with her heel]
New Jersey: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Story behind it was my dad went to law school and when i was a baby he said fuck and i repeated the word all week. My mom hit my dad with a slipper.
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РазноеI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
