Virginia and North Carolina: *Talking with their kids behind them*
V.B: I'm nervous
Dare: wanna go find some happy couple and compare our sad relationship towards theirs?
V.B: Sure.
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Dare: *Drunk* If the OBX is my child, that makes you their stepmother, that makes you my girlfriend, which makes us a couple, that means all my animal children have a parent, which means i'm not a single mother.
V.B: Your drunk, cute, and not right in the head right now.
Dare: *Crying* I'm not ready to get married!!!
V.B: I didn't say-
Dare: I WANT A COMMITMENT!!
V.B: What is ev-
Dare: Who sent you!? was it Wake?! I told him I would give him a turtle.
V.B: Im scare-
Dare: What if we were living in a pandemic called aging and that is why the alien's stay away
V.B: Good po-
Dare: WHo are yOu? You look like a fucking goat.
V.B: Well-
Dare: Silence! Before I put my wild cities on you!!!
V.B: *Picks her up* You need sleep and coffee.
Dare: PUT ME DOWN PEASANT!
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