Alaska: I wanna work out for two reasons.
1. I wanna be able to give better hugs.
2. I wanna hold every type of dog as if its a baby.
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Nevada and Nebraska: Alaska! You lived with Russian Empire for a while! Do a Russian Accent.
Alaska: What do I get in return?
Nebraska: We are going to watch Pennsylvania attempt to do a southern accent!
Alaska:* Clears throat* Ve kould not miss that kould ve? (This is how My Russian Friend pronounces it)
Everyone turns their heads to Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania: *Sigh* FINE! *Clears throat*
"AWwWWwW ShUcKS YAlL Ain'T bEin NicE AiN'T yEa"
Northern states: *Intense laughter*
Southern states: *Faces of not impressed*
Texas: We dont talk like that Bastard!
Florida: Yall, lets not get to crazy here..
Delaware: Oih Mates! Don't beh fightin here!
Minnesota: Delaware did it!
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When The Demonic child known as Texas was born.
North Carolina: It looks like It wants to murder us.
South Carolina: Shush! Thats our sister
North Carolina: Even worse.
Pennsylvania: Confederate (Before Civil war)!!! Texas looks mad!
Texas: *Takes baby breath, looks at Delaware, then starts screaming her head off.*
America: *Breaks through wall* My mother senses are tingling!
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
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