Poland and America stories

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Poland and America when they first met, would put on grass skirts and bras, and would go dancing on peoples desks that they didn't like, they were soon shut down by U.N, who claimed they were too "Noisy" for the work place. 

Poland doesn't show mercy at all, once America fell asleep at work, and Poland smacked America in the head with a book that weighed 17 pounds. America was not pleased.

America and Poland sometimes have a 'Girls Night Out' which they explained was going to the movies, instead they went into the middle of the woods and shot guns at targets, then pranked people.

Everyone had a great time  after Poland got drunk with America, the two had went around and rated everyone by their looks, when they got to Japan, the two had stared at her for 20 minutes, whispering to each other, then they skipped Japan, going onto china and rating her a -100

Poland to most seems like a bean, to America and her friends, they were scared of her. She once beat up America with a paper plate. She knocked out Turkey a plastic spoon, and about killed Russia with a dog toy.



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