Alaska and Florida.

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Alaska: Please tell me what I did wrong! *dodges Floridas angry alligator*

Florida: 1. I really just feel like it, and 2. I'm Texas's Best Friend and if you steal that title, Australia has 4 alligators she will lend me!

Hawaii: hey guys! I found a random shirt in my room. is it- 

Florida and Alaska turn their heads, Alaska hanging from the ceiling and Florida in high heels.

Alaska: Hey Hawaii! Did you put sun screen on today?

Florida: Yes, It is sunny and hot today and we care about you.

Hawaii: Im just gonna- *Runs out of the room* DELAWARE! FLORIDA IS TRYING TO  SACRIFICE  SOMEONE AGAIN!

Delaware: SHE JUST DID THAT LAST WEEK! NASA!!

Nasa: *From across the house* WHAT!!!

Delaware: FLORIDA IS DOING IT AGAIN!

Nasa: FLORIDA!!

Alaska: *Just chillin on the ceiling trying to not laugh at the freaking out Florida.*

Florida: *Lifts up couch and rolls under it, putting it back down*

Texas: *Bursts into room and looks up* Oh Hey Alaska.

Alaska: Hey Texas.

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