Alaska: Please tell me what I did wrong! *dodges Floridas angry alligator*
Florida: 1. I really just feel like it, and 2. I'm Texas's Best Friend and if you steal that title, Australia has 4 alligators she will lend me!
Hawaii: hey guys! I found a random shirt in my room. is it-
Florida and Alaska turn their heads, Alaska hanging from the ceiling and Florida in high heels.
Alaska: Hey Hawaii! Did you put sun screen on today?
Florida: Yes, It is sunny and hot today and we care about you.
Hawaii: Im just gonna- *Runs out of the room* DELAWARE! FLORIDA IS TRYING TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE AGAIN!
Delaware: SHE JUST DID THAT LAST WEEK! NASA!!
Nasa: *From across the house* WHAT!!!
Delaware: FLORIDA IS DOING IT AGAIN!
Nasa: FLORIDA!!
Alaska: *Just chillin on the ceiling trying to not laugh at the freaking out Florida.*
Florida: *Lifts up couch and rolls under it, putting it back down*
Texas: *Bursts into room and looks up* Oh Hey Alaska.
Alaska: Hey Texas.

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