My Poland Vs. Other Peoples Poland.

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(Getting Kidnapped)

Others Poland: Oh no, guess I'm kidnapped

My Poland: You fucking wanna go! Lets go! I have a Video game rank of 500 deaths in a row! 

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(Bumps into someone)

Others Poland: I'm sorry!

My Poland: Watch where your going! I'm walking here!

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(Meeting Germany)

Others Poland: Oh hi...

My Poland: Fuck you and your children, and your children's children.

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(During WWII) 

Others Poland: I'M scared!

My Poland: *Yelling from a tank* Get ready for death!

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(Lost in the woods)

Others Poland: Well, guess I'm lost, Ill sit here and wait.

My Poland: *Sitting next to deer and eating grass* Don't fucking judge me.

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(Telling crush they like them)

Others Poland: *Stuttering*

My Poland: You may not be the ugliest troll in the world.

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(With Friends)

Others Poland: *Being shy*

My Poland: How does America say it? Oh yea. Y'all are the ugliest people I have ever seen, man the trolls would Ignore you.

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