The Drunk Confederate.

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Texas: Hey Confederate- Oh shhit!

Confederate: *Hanging upside down from the ceiling*
They say to get smart hang upside down. :D

Texas: *Grabs broom* Demon! *Starts hitting Confederate with it.*

Nevada: Sister, I'm scared!

Texas: I got this! Begone demon!

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America: *Minding her own business and pouring a bottle of wine in her coffee cup.*

Rhode Island: *Screeches and runs into living room, avoiding every state on his way* HELP MEEEEE

America: I swear to god if its a spider ask someone to ki- CONFEDERATE BAD!

Confederate: *Chasing after Rhode Island crawling on the ground like a spider with is head in a weird angle* hISSSssS 

America: Get the holy water AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Confederate: if I took a drink for every mistake I made, I would be dead and still drinking in hell. *Grabs bottle of whisky and drains it*

America: Your gonna find some nice people here and go home with them, good bye.

Confederate: Bye bye..

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