Florida: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME???!!
Texas: THATS MY OPINION!
Kansas and Oklahoma nervously laughing.
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Rhode Island looking at the Southern States, "Look at all those Texans"
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Pennslvainnia sitting with New Jersey talking about Philly Cheesesteaks.
"I love My Cheesesteaks with a nice cold glass of Watder (Water)."
"Say what? You mean water."
"No Watder"
(I used to live in Philadelphia and they said water like Watder)
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U.N : SO your twins?
America and Confederate: Yes.
U.N: So you where born together?
Confederate: I was born first!
America: DID not!
Confederate: Did too!
America: R2D2!
Confederate: C3P0
U.N: Never mind...
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Delaware: When Life Gives You Lemons!
Florida: You squeeze them in peoples eyes.
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E.U : So tell me, hows life with a lot of siblings.
Hawaii: Well, last time Texas and California got in a fight, we accidently burned the whole forest down, Florida drank a entire lake while Michigan tried to stop her, Usa wouldn't let me a Alaska go, The triplets ( Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia) started fighting and almost killed each other. The Original 13(Plus Nasa, Minus Maryland) where thinking of a good way to bake Maryland in the oven. There's more, that even as a 9 year old I shouldn't know.
E.U: And where was your mom?
Hawaii: Oh she was here! Probably getting yelled at my M.S U.N!
E.U: Oh lord.
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Confederate: You know, if I was a child, and i tried killing someone, what would you do?
America: Eat the body.
States: Mom!!
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Texas: [Reading a story to the Territories] "And they lived happily ever after, The en-
Florida: NO! THE ALL DIE AND THE WORLD EXPLODES, THE END!
Territories: [Screeches]
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Florida: Are you not happy to be living on the wonderful planet called earth?!
Alaska: I guess.
Florida: Same, all the animals are dying, the waters becoming a trash holder, and the worlds going to be hit by a asteroid and all humanity will die.
Alaska : Okay...?
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America: So I offered to baby sit for Canada, be nice, i have to go clean the bathroom, because some boys in this house don't know how to pee in the toilet.
[America walks away and Quebec is standing there]
Pennslvainnia: [Jumps into Delaware's arms] KILL IT!
New York: [Starts hitting Quebec with a broom]
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BoOooOOOOoOOoOOm Bye my little Blood Suckers
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