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Russia: DO you hate America?

China: Let me break this down for you, I don't hate her, just mildly dislike her, she buys my things, she gives me money, we okay.

Russia: If I would go to war with her would you join?

China: Hell yes and i would kick her ass down a well.

Russia: China, how lonely are you?

China: my love died, my BFF is the oldest country in the world and is a savage, and my own Enemy won't say she hates me. *Sobs*

Russia: *patting her back* There there.

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