Russia: DO you hate America?
China: Let me break this down for you, I don't hate her, just mildly dislike her, she buys my things, she gives me money, we okay.
Russia: If I would go to war with her would you join?
China: Hell yes and i would kick her ass down a well.
Russia: China, how lonely are you?
China: my love died, my BFF is the oldest country in the world and is a savage, and my own Enemy won't say she hates me. *Sobs*
Russia: *patting her back* There there.
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RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.