Florida and New York.

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FL:  why do you like musicals so much?

NY: Because my life is sad and they are my only friends, the real question is why do you have a baby alligator living in your room?

FL: Her name is Isabell, and I have raised her since she was a egg getting ready to become gator meat by Louisiana.

NY: Still not a excuse.

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FL: *Finds random cd on the floor and picks it up*

NY: YOU DARE TOUCH MY CHILD!

FL: *Screeches*

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FL: Hey New York, does North Carolina look okay to you?

NY: *Looks at North Carolina who is twitching and has a knife in her hand* Looks normal to me.

FL: Okay..

NC: *Stabs New York multiple times*

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FL: Every feel like every other state hates you?

NY: girl, no one can hate me.

FL: Thanks for making me feel better...

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FL: *crawling on the walls on a sugar rush*

All the other states: *Worried*

NY: *Counts with fingers* One. Two. Three.

FL: *drops on the ground asleep*

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Maybe ill make more idk.


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