Delaware: Where are you going?
Texas: Me and my friends are gonna rob a bank.
Delaware: You have to stay here and watch your siblings.
Texas; *Throws gun on the floor* YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!
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Florida: *Hugging New South Wales* Welcome to my crib!
Florida: Here is the bathroom!
Delaware: *Sitting on the toilet* HEY!
Florida: Here is the Family room!
Ohio: *Dragging Vermonts dead body through the house.*
Florida: and our fridge!
Michigan: *Having a sticker on her saying:" Ohios do not touch," and tied up sitting on one of the shelves*
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Florida: Hey sweetie( They just call each other nicknames) Are you up yet?
Texas: Yea, I woke up like ten minutes ago.
Florida: *laughs* THEN WHERE IS MY GOOD MORNING TEXT!?
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Dogs be like:
America: I haven't seen our owner in hours!
Australia: Me neither! DO you think if we rip up his couch he will probably come home?
America: Yes lets rip us his couch now!
Australia: Right now
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New York: I accidently got your mail again *Hands Pennsylvania the mail*
Pennsylvania: You got my mail...?
New York: yes.
Pennsylvania; DO you wanna go on a date with me?
New York: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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West Virginia: Your so cute.
Ohio: No your so cute.
West Virginia: No you are!
Ohio: No you are.
West Virginia: *Pushes her over* NO YOU ARE *Runs away*
Ohio: Shes perfect...
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Texas: Im so mean,*Runs into the room with all the male states*
Texas: YA THERE IS A SPIDER RIGHT THERE!
All the male states: *Screaming*
Texas: Im just kidding- ITS RIGHT THERE!
Male states: *Continuing to scream.*
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Nebraska: When I'm sad... I cut myself... A SLICE OF PIZZA!
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Texas: Tell me where she is! ( Talking about Florida)
Louisiana: I will never tell you.
Texas: *Slaps down a box of Nerds*
Louisiana: *With a map* so your gonna take a left on-
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
