Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans

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America once ticked when taking care of her states, she had curled into a ball in the middle of the living room and cried for 2 days before she even moved. The states tried cheering her up and tried making her favorite foods, but nothing worked. America stayed like with for 2 weeks.

D.C has tiny feathers on her back, meaning one day she will have wings. America once had four wings, after a Britain incident, she lost some. So Everyone was worried about D.C.

America once threated to kill herself right in front of her states when she found out she was pregnant with D.C, She couldn't take it anymore and no one noticed this until she tried overdosing on a deadly pill, Pennsylvania jumped into action and saved her mother, but many younger states had been crying so hard their faces were red and it made America feel guiltier.

  Most of America's life has been pain and Depression, some people don't even know how she even has the sanity to keep up a smile and raise 64 children.

Hawaii and Guam used to run off and play in the woods together, after the West Florida incident, America had banned anyone from going into the woods.

Kentucky once left the house to see if her siblings would notice she saw gone, Tennessee noticed 2. hours after and went looking for her, the rest of the states didn't notice till 5 days later.

Confederate was on the most wanted list before he returned to America for killing over 23 people.

Hawaii once snapped at California after California said she was as useless to the U.S as Florida was, Hawaii was mad at her not because she insulter her, but she had insulted Florida, Hawaii loved Florida and wouldn't let anyone be rude to her. California was surprised when she had a 7 year old yelling at her about being kind.

Connecticut lost her hearing after World War I, a epidemic of the Spanish flu swept her land and one quarter of her citizens were sick and 9,000 died (now it doesn't seem like alot, but back in the day was a ton of people)

Maine lost her voice after a fire happened in her states in 1947. The fire burned 17,188 acers of land, they were caused by drought and at the end, 20 different fires had created this disaster, that's how Maine became mute, after this affected her vocal cords.

North Carolina , South Carolina, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, and Virginia are the states that have the most risks of Hurricanes, they each have many scares from them, some worse then others, some that were permanent, some faded, but here the count for each.

North Carolina: 83, 12 major ones

South Carolina: 31, 6 major ones

Texas: 64, 7 major ones

Florida: 500, 39 major ones

Louisiana: 25, ? Major ones.

Virginia: 10, 1+ Major ones.

Florida had 224 visible scars on her, most of them on her back and arms, some are on her legs, the others have faded. 

North Carolina's scars never fade, and instead of her back, they are all over her arms, which is bad because when ever she looks down, she can see every single on of them and remember the bad memories. 

Texas's scars are on her legs, mostly on the right on. It doesn't bother her because she thinks it makes her look badass.

South Carolina has 6 visible scars, and they are all on her upper arm, so her just wears long sleeves to cover them. 

Louisiana's scars have all faded but one, that's on his left leg and runs from his hip to ankle.

Virginia has 3 scars, and they are all on her  forehead.

Other states affected by hurricanes scars have all faded or they were hit so little it didn't even leave a scar.

Louisiana stared magic and voodoo when he was 11, he had finally noticed Florida and him were the two people no one really wanted to be around, so he took up this 'Hobby'. After a accident, leading him to France, she taught him the spells he wanted, the dark and good. He still remembers the time a spell went wrong and almost killed Florida, he had been trying to make something to heal New York's 9/11 scars, he accidently added something and it released a smoke, causing Florida into a coughing fit and her not being able to breath, thats when he stopped his study's, scared he would hurt anyone else.

When Florida was 4, she had fell out of a tree and got knock out, it took 5 hours for anyone noticing she had been gone, and when they found her, they were scared because their mother wasn't around and she wasn't responding to anyone's screams. Her memory is still funky and can't remember a lot of thing that happened in her earlier life, but she remembers all the bad.

When West Germany lived with America (Before Britain and France got custody over her) she had been happy being around kids her age and having a loving family, she new her father loved her, but never to this level, she didn't blame him after a traumatizing childhood he had to go through. She had been devastated when she had the memory of America and U.N fighting, she said that 

"U.N had been yelling at her [America] about me, U.N told America that she wasn't fit to be a mom, which made [Me] angry, [I] couldn't believe U.N told  her she wasn't a good fit for a mom, [she] a biological mother of 62 (Hawaii and D.C are not born yet) and foster mom of 5 [Including myself]  This was one of the only house holds I felt welcome in, even though I was split up from you ." West Germany had  written in a letter to East Germany, they both wrote letters about their foster families, hoping one day to be able to look down at them and laugh.

(More of a funny one) After the Boston tea party, everyone complained that America smelt like tea all week, which America proudly took as a compliment.