Texas: Hey Florida! Are you- are you okay?
Florida: *Holding a tub of lard with a spoon sobbing* DO I LOOK OKAY!!!!!!!!!
Texas: Im just gonna- *Runs*
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[Presenting: Texas on her Period]
Texas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Texas: Yall is a fucking word!
Texas: I have more guns then people in your state! *Screams*
Texas: if you think, I will EVER eat that, then your burning in hell.
Texas: If you insult me and North Carolinas sweet tea again, I will make sure your death is to drowning in a glass of it.
Texas: It iSN'T fAIR! U.k lET cAnAdA bE a CoUnTrY! WhY Won"t mOm!!!!!
Texas: Did you know, That I have a ranch bigger then Rhode island, like, wow.
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Florida: Mood swings are common for me. Just ask my siblings.
Texas: Hey Florida! Where is my-
Florida: Your Lassos in our room in the closet! I just organized it!
Texas: Thanks!
[Other days]
Texas: Hey Florida! Where is my-
Florida: *Sitting in the middle of a pile of dirty clothes on the floor in a black sweatshirt*
Look yourself, I'm thinking of my life decisions.
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