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States.

Delaware: Listen, slowly if you kill me, make sure I have a bigger grave then Alaska. 

Ohio: Its fine! Me and North Carolina were able to learn how to build a plane! How hard can driving be!

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Ohio: *Silently sits in drivers seat with a cracked windows all around her and Delaware half conscious.* It could have been worse.

Delaware: *Hears police sirens and sighs* Thank Ohio, next time Texas is helping you, she has taught 10 states how to drive, and each of them came out alive.

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Texas: Okay listen Oklahoma, you see that tree over there? You have 12 seconds to get to it, at the end Ill give you 13 pieces of candy, you will lose one if you hit a animal, you will lose 2 if you hit a person, and you will lose 3 if you go over 20 miles? Got it?

Oklahoma: *insert evil grin*

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America: What people think happens in girls bathroom:

South Carolina: Dude, I think I have a crush on Georgia!

New Jersey: Omg! You'll be the perfect couple.

America: What actually happens (In my case):

Pennsylvania: *SoBs* he fucking left me for that hoe!

Colorado: ANY ONE HAVE A PAD! I'M OUT!

Florida: Yall have the answers for the test?

Texas: *Sticks head under the hand dryer and dries her wet hair*

South Carolina and North Carolina: *Singing I really don't care*

California: *Applies make up on her face, covering up the mascara tear streaks down her face.*

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 All the states sitting at the table, praying for the food. 

Montana: *Stands up and slams hand against table* Thank you god for the chicken! Now we eat!* Stabs chicken with knife*

Confederate: *angry*¿Quieres hacer eso otra vez? ¡Hazlo otra vez!

Montana: WhaT DiD H E sAyyyYYy?

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Delaware: Anyone seen Alaska today? Im getting worried..

New York: Well.... she is having a... um.... crisis right now for some reason, we sent Hawaii in and she has not returned.....

Delaware: You tell me you sent our 7 year old sister into a mad 17 year olds room? How stupid are you?!

Everyone goes silent when Alaska enters the room in baggy sweatpants and hoody, mascara marks on her cheeks. Hawaii on her shoulders.

Alaska: Fuck ya all to! *Goes to fridge and grabs 3 tubs of ice cream*

Hawaii: Bye!!!

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America: There is one kid in the American house hold that is 'Normal' but this is her when she is angry.

 Hawaii: Dare touch me again! I will rip your head off and watch you blood pour out of it slowly!

Hawaii: The sad thing is that if you were dead, I would laugh at you.

Hawaii: Pearl harbor way be a joke to you, But i bet yalls sad ass's don't even have friends to talk to.

Hawaii: Don't talk to me, I will personally give Florida some sugar and a knife and put her in your room.

Hawaii: FINE, ill just go live with Japan and Australia! They will let me have a gun!

Hawaii: ALASKA! LET ME GO! I NEED TO HURT CALIFORNIA!

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The states: watching My Little Pony's quietly.

*Power goes out*

The states: *Start going crazy and destroying everything*

*Alittle while later*

America: *Stares at Delaware and then at the house that was on fire* Let me get this straight. The power went out and you burned the house down? 

Delaware: We needed warmth somehow.....

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Delaware: *Sits quietly on bench enjoying peace*

London: Morning! can I sit? Thanks! Notice you were alone? Why is that? Oh you must be a new Country!

Delaware: *Eye twitches*

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North Carolina and Ohio when they were 9 and 10: *Slowly making plane*

Ohio: Where should we fly it? 

North: I have the perfect place!

Ohio: Okay, but don't take all the credit, we both worked equally hard on this.

North: I would never do that to you! Now come one lets go!

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Pennsylvania: I hate boys! They just break your heart!

Idaho: Ever try dating a weird girl? You don't have to worry about them cheating on you, when all they care about is Cheese. *Points at Wisconsin (Yes, I ship the Potato and Cheese states)* 

Pennsylvania: Trust me, I have tried.

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New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and New York: *Fighting about which was the first capital*

D.C: *Stands behind them heartbroken*

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