Florida: Children, I have gathered you here today to tell you something, Alligators do bite, be careful.
Texas: Listen here you little shits, Mommy needs to go find something that's not mothering to do. Go jump off the roof or somethin..
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Florida: This is a knife, you throw it at walls, and pictures of people if your really mad.
Texas: This is a BB-gun, have at it.
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Florida: You guys tore your clothes? Guess we are going to the computer to get more.
Texas: Go and kill a deer, skin it, and sew the cloth together! Your Great grandma did that more then you can imagine.
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Florida: Mommys done with child, she is gonna go crying the corner and re-think her life decisions.
Texas: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
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Florida: You failed a test on how to take tests. I am just wowed.
Texas: I have raised a idiot, well, yay.
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Florida: *screaming*
Texas: *Screaming*
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
CasualeI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
