Nasa, the human demon

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Florida: Welcome to Florida News, today we will research the case of "Nasa the  demon?" With the help of Texas. Lets go ask Nasa the question.

Nasa: *Quietly dumping the whole bag of coffee in the French press and adding water*

Florida: NASA! Are you a demon? And if so what is your motive on earth?

Nasa: *rolls her eyes*If I was a demon I would have killed you before you were even born.

Florida: SO you are admitting to be a demon?

Nasa: Yes, I'm the demon of this shoe going up your ass!*Runs at Florida with high heel* 

Florida: TEXAS RUNNNN

Texas: I got my Holy water! *Throws at Nasa*

Nasa: You got me wet, COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!

Texas and Florida: *Terrified screeches*

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Florida: Yea... Thats the end of the story, See you next time on Florida news!

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