Belarus: hey-
Russia: YOU CAN'T have money! *hisses*
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Russia: You are a disappointment to the world.
America:.... Russia, you okay?
Russia: SHUT UP AMERICA I'M TALKING TO MY LIZARD!
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Ukraine: America said if we go to war, she would be on my side.
Russia: *Evil grin* I know....
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Russia: Germany, I found your fathers old Journal in the old base, its in German.
Germany: *Picks it up and reads: Today I am going to kick the Frenches ass*
Germany: Burn it.
Russia: GLADLY!
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Iran: What's the one thing you have in common with your parent?
Russia: We both a a obsession with hating America.
Iran: Oh-
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Russia: *Sobbing*
Kazakhstan: Why are you crying?
Russia: I asked America if she hated me, and she said no- she loathed me!
Kazakhstan: You know what that means right?
Russia: I DON"T KNOWN THAT MUCH ENGLISH! *Sobs*
Kazakhstan: Your a dumbass.
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
