France: I lost my pantsuit- Oh my lords.
Britain: *Silently sitting in a rocking chair with her pantsuit, drinking Coffee* What?
France: Why are you wearing that?
Britain: Long story short, they are comfortable.
France: I want them back.
Britain: no-
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Britain: France have you seen the copy of the greatest movie of all time?
France: 17 again?
Britain: Yea.
France: Pretty sure it fell in the hole
Britain: What hole? *Looks down* Oh my god!
Britain: What is that?!
France: Its a hole.
Britain: Yeah I can see that. What is it doing there?
France: Well I woke up this morning *Sips coffee* and there was a hole.
Britain: What are you going to do about it?
France: I put a rug over it. *Both of them look down* Yea, it fell in the hole.
Britain: Shall we call the police or something?
France: Oh yeah I called the police yeah
Britain: Well where are they?
France: They're in the hole.
Britain: Where is your girlfriend? (Its gonna be Native for ThePsychopath7 and tw3n1y )
Britain: France, where is your girlfriend?!
France: She is at work.
Britain: Oh *Breaths a sigh of relief* where does she work?
France: In the hole.
Britain: GOD! How deep even is this thing?! *Grabs Frances mug and drops it in the hole*
France: That was my favorite mug.. Now its in the hole.
Britain: France, do you even know what it is Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional worm hole or a gate way to hell or- France.. France... FRANCEEE!!!
France: Oh hey whats up I got a snack.
Britain: France would you please take this seriously!
*Hand pops out of hole and Britain starts screaming, France pulls out a gun and shoots it*
Britain: WHAT WAS THAT!?
France: Hole person.
Britain: Where did it come from?
France: *Points at the Hole*
Britain: Right! The Hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!
France: I'm more worried about the space octopus..
Britain: what space octopus? *both of them look over at the wall*
Britain: *gets taken by it*
France: that one. *Looks in pocket and finds movie* Oh here it is! *Drops it in the hole* Oh shit.
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