France and Britain.

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France: I lost my pantsuit- Oh my lords.

Britain: *Silently sitting in a rocking chair with her pantsuit, drinking Coffee* What?

France: Why are you wearing that?

Britain: Long story short, they are comfortable.

France: I want them back.

Britain: no-

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Britain: France have you seen the copy of the greatest movie of all time?

France: 17 again?

Britain: Yea.

France: Pretty sure it fell in the hole

Britain: What hole? *Looks down* Oh my god!

Britain: What is that?!

France: Its a hole.

Britain: Yeah I can see that. What is it doing there?

France: Well I woke up this morning *Sips coffee* and there was a hole.

Britain: What are you going to do about it?

France: I put a rug over it. *Both of them look down* Yea, it fell in the hole.

Britain: Shall we call the police or something?

France: Oh yeah I called the police yeah

Britain: Well where are they?

France: They're in the hole.

Britain: Where is your girlfriend? (Its gonna be Native for ThePsychopath7 and tw3n1y )

Britain: France, where is your girlfriend?!

France: She is at work. 

Britain: Oh *Breaths a sigh of relief* where does she work?

France: In the hole.

Britain: GOD! How deep even is this thing?! *Grabs Frances mug and drops it in the hole*

France: That was my favorite mug.. Now its in the hole.

Britain: France, do you even know what it is Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional worm hole or a gate way to hell or- France.. France... FRANCEEE!!!

France: Oh hey whats up I got a snack.

Britain: France would you please take this seriously!

*Hand pops out of hole and Britain starts screaming, France pulls out a gun and shoots it*

Britain: WHAT WAS THAT!?

France: Hole person.

Britain: Where did it come from?

France: *Points at the Hole*

Britain: Right! The Hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!

France: I'm more worried about the space octopus..

Britain: what space octopus? *both of them look over at the wall*

Britain: *gets taken by it*

France: that one. *Looks in pocket and finds movie* Oh here it is! *Drops it in the hole* Oh shit.

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