Dare: GUYS LOOK! A hurricane.
Hyde, Carteret, Hyde, Currituck, and Onslow: *Screeches*
Mecklenburg and Union: Fuck this shit I'm out.
Duplin: I'm depressed.
Moore: Hey Columbus! Go eat a hotdog!
Hoke: If oranges are Orange, why isn't Banana's called yellow?
Richmond: I'm slowly dying :D
Martin and Pitt: *Sips tea dramatically*
Washington: I can make everyone go bye bye with this flame thrower!
Bladen: Washington's got a point y'all.
Polk: lets burn Pennsylvania's house down!
Nash: Wilson, I'm eating a cockroach.
Wilson: Good for you!
North Carolina: What lovely kids I have!

YOU ARE READING
Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.