Native: I put the kids in bed, I did the laundry, I made sure they didn't have weapons to kill each other, and you sat out here trying to find out the best way to colonize South America!
Spanish:..... They best way by the way is-
Native: *Hits her with a cast-iron pan*now I put you in bed too!
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Spanish: We are the best parents am I right?
Native: Indeed.
*Insert all their kids tied to trees in the back ground*
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Native: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standings.
Spanish: But ya didn't!
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Russian Empire: DO you ever think you will have another one? *Pats Italy's head*
Fascist Italy: Nahh, to much responsibility, don't want to end up like Native America.
Native: *sitting in the middle of a swarm if kids killing each other*
Extra:
Spanish Empire: Honey I think you shoul-
Native: *Cracks neck in 180* no.
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RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.