Nicknames: Fern and Eliza.
Eliza: DO you want some tea my friend?
Fern: sure.
Eliza: TOO BAD LOSER! *Throws hot tea in his face*
Fern: FUCK YOU ELIZA!
Eliza: You like Harry Potter? My father will hear about this!
Fern: I'm getting Grace!
Eliza: You wouldn't.
Fern: Watch me- GRACE!
(Grace is Canadas and Mexico's child.)
Grace: Oh, ustedes dos bastardos(Oh its you two basards)
Eliza: great, we are dead....
Grace: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME TEA GIRL?!
Eliza: OH SHUT IT MEXICAN-CANADIAN! YOU PUT SYRUP ON YOU TACO'S!
Grace: GIRL, If I DID THAT MY PAPA WOULD KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE FASTER THEN YOU CAN SAY "Pero es gustos buenos( But it tastes good)"
Eliza: I though Canadians were supposed to be nice?
Grace: And I though Brit's were supposed to drink tea and talk about "How jolly good this day is mate"
Fern: *Evil laugh intensifies*
Portugal: Fernando, fernando! Deixou os ovos de fora? Vem cá, sua pequena merda! (Fernando! Did you leave the eggs out? Come here you little shit!)
Fern: *Scared screeches*
Grace and Eliza: *Continuing arguing until the start fighting*

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