Virginia and West Virginia

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Alberta: So, you were one states before?

Virginia: Correct.

Alberta: Who was the original?

Virginia: Me

Alberta: then whats she for?

Virginia: a emotional support human. *Hugs West Virginia tighter*

West Virginia: Save. meEEEEE

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West Virginia: I did something stupid and now Ohio is drunk and trying to track me down.

Virginia: What did you do?

West Virginia: I may or may have not been snooping around and found pink nail polish in her room.

Virginia: She hates pink.

West Virginia: That is the point

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Virginia: *Silently rocking in chair and knitting*

Ohio: *Bursts in room* You were one with West Virginia before! How do you get her to stop crying?

Virginia: Comfort her?

Ohio: Already Tried!

Virginia: What did you do?!

Ohio: I may or may not said that she was useless. We got into a argument over who is paying less rent.

Virginia: Just get doughnuts, she will calm down. 

Ohio: Doughnuts... THANK YOU!!!!*Runs off*

Virginia: Stupid children.

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