When New Jersey gets sick.

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I did a Role-play about this a long time ago, so I based it off of that.


Delaware: Get your ass back in bed!

New Jersey: But dAd The fluffy bunnys told me I would see their carrotsSssSS!

Delaware: You are running a high fever and  vomiting like Pennsylvania when she sees Floridas Thanksgiving turkey, back in bed.

New Jersey: AM Not! Where is the can of bleach again? *Falls out of bed and rolls under it* 

Delaware: Get from out there! I will get Nasa!

New Jersey: I found a chicken nugget!

Delaware: *Grabs New Jersey by the feet and puts him on the bed* Stay.

New Jersey: I'm going to puke!

Delaware:*Hands him the trash can* I'm going to go get Pennsylvania, stay.

New Jersey: Okie Doki Artichokie! *Puts trash can down and starts singing the Reynolds Pamphlet.* 

Pennsylvania and Delaware enter the room to New Jersey asleep.  

Pennsylvania: You killed him, Ill get the bleach you start the car!

Delaware: He is just asleep, what a relief. 

New York sneezes from the Hall and Delaware's head snaps back, staring at her.


New York: Ad that is how me and New Jersey became bestfriends, we bonded by handing eachother a trashcan and crying that Delaware didn't let up go visit the magic bunnies.


E.U: I just asked who your favorite sibling was.

New York: Oh,

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