Pennsylvania, Florida, and California

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California: Okay, I was trying to stay calm, but who drank all the god damn chocolate milk!

Florida and Pennsylvania: SHE DID IT!

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California: Its okay sweetheart, crying isn't bad...

Pennsylvania: *Sobs*

Florida: Cal, when I cry you say suck it up and run a mile, why are you letting Penn cry?

California: Suck it up and run a mile Florida!

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Pennsylvania: *Sings in shower*

California: *Bursts through door and sings too*

Florida: *Opens up sinks cabinet and crawls out*

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Pennsylvania: We shall play a song that represents our emotions. 

California: *Clears throat*

Florida: *Cracks muscles and picks up guitar pick*

Pennsylvania: *Picks up drum sticks*

California: *Screams*

Florida: *Banging guitar against ground*

Pennsylvania: *Bangs head against crash cymbals*

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Confederate: Let me get this straight, you three put Idaho in the washing machine, and now she is stuck!

Florida: *Nervous laughter*

California: *Silence*

Pennsylvania:.... She insulted Wawa and me and Florida wouldn't let that happen.... California came up with the idea!

California: Really!?

Florida: I thought it was your idea Pennsylvania!

Pennsylvania: No one likes a tattle tale!

California: LETS JUST GO TELL ALASKA! SHE WILL HELP! *Angry stomping*

Florida and Pennsylvania: *Angry wrestling on floor*

Idaho: SOMEONE GET ME BURGERKING!

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California: *Snores*

Florida: *Attempts to sing opera*

Pennsylvania: *Screams through megaphone*

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