California: Okay, I was trying to stay calm, but who drank all the god damn chocolate milk!
Florida and Pennsylvania: SHE DID IT!
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California: Its okay sweetheart, crying isn't bad...
Pennsylvania: *Sobs*
Florida: Cal, when I cry you say suck it up and run a mile, why are you letting Penn cry?
California: Suck it up and run a mile Florida!
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Pennsylvania: *Sings in shower*
California: *Bursts through door and sings too*
Florida: *Opens up sinks cabinet and crawls out*
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Pennsylvania: We shall play a song that represents our emotions.
California: *Clears throat*
Florida: *Cracks muscles and picks up guitar pick*
Pennsylvania: *Picks up drum sticks*
California: *Screams*
Florida: *Banging guitar against ground*
Pennsylvania: *Bangs head against crash cymbals*
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Confederate: Let me get this straight, you three put Idaho in the washing machine, and now she is stuck!
Florida: *Nervous laughter*
California: *Silence*
Pennsylvania:.... She insulted Wawa and me and Florida wouldn't let that happen.... California came up with the idea!
California: Really!?
Florida: I thought it was your idea Pennsylvania!
Pennsylvania: No one likes a tattle tale!
California: LETS JUST GO TELL ALASKA! SHE WILL HELP! *Angry stomping*
Florida and Pennsylvania: *Angry wrestling on floor*
Idaho: SOMEONE GET ME BURGERKING!
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California: *Snores*
Florida: *Attempts to sing opera*
Pennsylvania: *Screams through megaphone*
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
OverigI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
