Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans

Memes

Florida: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand. *Sitting in a hill of sand*

North Carolina: all the sand quivers before her!

Florida: *Yelling at the sea* Fuck off!

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Delaware: *Tired* Give me that Coffee. Give me that coffee, GIVE ME THAT COFFEE! *Snatches from Pennsylvania*

Pennsylvania: No! 

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California: Hey what did yall get for number 12?

Pennsylvania: I got 18

South Carolina: I got 9.5

Virginia: I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason.

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Texas: New Mexico sit!

New Mexico: *Sits*

Texas: Speak.

New Mexico: FUCK!

Texas: Good boy.

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Mexico: So I am confusion.  *Points at Kansas* why is This one Kansas, but *Points at Arkansas* but this is not Ar-Kanas. 
*Flips around and Faces America* AMERICA EXPLAIN! What do you mean its Arkansas!

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Maine: *Signs* throw me the keys.

Connecticut: *Throws printer*

Maine: *Signs* I said my keys.

Connecticut: I thought you said printer!

Maine: *Signs* Why the fuck would I say printer!*

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Kansas: Im at a place that only sells Christmas things, and its only August.
WHY PEOPLE!

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Idaho: Do you have any Ice?

Georgia I do not I just can freezable fruit shapes.

Idaho: Why?

Georgia: *Shacks one* Just because..

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Mom vs Son.

America : Didn't I tell you to wash these dishes? *points at sink full of dishes*

Delaware: *Looks at Empty sink* What exactly are you talking about?

America: Don't play dumb! All these damn dishes! *Points at sink full of dishes*

Delaware: WHAT DISHES! *looks at Empty sink and runs hand over it* There's none!

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Vermont: Hey dude what do you want to eat?

West Virginia in Virginias head: The souls of the innocent 

Virginia: A bagel.

West Virginia: Nooooo!

Virginia: Two bagels 

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Mexico: *Looking at America come through the door* oh no...

Canada: Oh noo

U.N: Ohhh nooooo

Confederate: *Bursts through wall with a bottle of Whisky* oHhHhh YaAaAaaAaa

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Ohio: *Holding Michigan* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *Throws Michigan out the window*

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Florida: Oh hi thanks for checking it, I'm still ✨A Piece of Garbage ✨

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Britain: *Points at 13 Colonies in a cage* Even the babies are one of the most dangerous Animals in the world so i built this cage to keep them secure there is no possible- Oh my god.

13 colonies: *Slipping through bars and walking away*
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Utah: Say Colorado!

*New Mexico and Nevada smiling*

Colorado: I'm a Giraffe 

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Nasa: *Runs up to D.C* lets take a picture.

D.C: *Smiles for a while, the notices its a video* Thats not a picture *Smacks Nasa*

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Mexico: Its the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life!
Its a American (Banana) *Points to USA* Next to a American! *Points at Confederate*

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Texas: Runs up to Spain* What are those! 

Spain: They are my crocks.

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