Alaska: Uncle, what would you do if I got Kidnaped?
Confederate: I would send them a thank you message.
Alaska: You wouldn't do anything to get me back?
Confederate: No..
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Pennsylvania: For so many years, I thought that there was something wrong with me, that I was the black sheep and I needed to change my personality. And After alot of time and consideration I realized who I was. Im a piece of shit.
New Mexico: Can you untie me now?
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Sleeping over at a friends house
Friend/ South Carolina: *wakes up and stretches* Hey good morning North Carolina
North Carolina: *Sleeping under a door* Shut the fuck up.
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New Mexico:* looking in the fridge then turning around to Texas*
New Mexico: DID YOU ATE MY BURRIO!!!??
Texas: *Nodding and trying to to laugh*
New Mexico: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAAAAAAAAAAT!
Nevada and Florida: *Holding back laughter*
New Mexico: Come on!*Slaps Texas* I JUST WANT MY BURRITO
New Mexico: Have you seen a burrito? Oh YA YOU ATE ITTT!
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Texas: Hey how much money do you have?
Florida: I dunno, like 69 cents.
Texas: You know what that means?
Florida: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget.
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Confederate: *Grows his hair out and stomps up to D.C*
D.C: Mommy?
Confederate: Do I look look lik-
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Delaware: RAH!
Pennsylvania: Stap, I could have dropped my croissant!.
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Alabama: *Pours water on Mississippi's face*
Mississippi: *Wakes up* hello?
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Hawaii:* angrily stomping by Alaska on the phone with California* and they were roommates!
Alaska: Oh my god they were roommates.
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Texas: *Falls out of ceiling*
Florida: Hey Texas.
Texas: Hey Florida
Texas: That hurt.
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Mississippi and Alabama going to wake up Florida: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!
Florida: EHHhh what time is it-
Texas: What the fuck man-
Alabama: *Laughing*
(They were just having a sleep over, calm down.)
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Nebraska, Minnesota, and New Mexico pull up to a store.
Nebraska: Here it is Pinches Taco's!
New Mexico: You know what that means right?
Nebraska and Minnesota: Little pinches flavo-
New Mexico: Fucking tacos.
Minnesota: Huh?
New Mexico: yea.
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
AcakI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
