Florida and Texas facts (Part 2)

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Texas

Texas and Florida both get weird looks when they make weird food (We all know your squid turkey Florida, its creepy) 

She hates anything green (After a incident when Nebraska ate a bug and started puking green)

She is scared of Mexico after he beat the living daylights out of her his  chancla when she called him Taco Bell king.

She used to have a pet snake named cuddles, but also gave it to Australia after Cuddles and Isabel got into a fight.

She is scared of spiders (After seeing a nest of Black widows hatching.

She has a unhealth obsession of throwing people out of windows.

Her and Alaska like arguing over random things, including if heat or cold is better in living in. (North Carolina: laughing in the background of you having to wear boots one day of the week, and flip flops the next day)

Her and Florida get into "Fights" over who had the first cowboys,( New Mexico: laughs in background)

She loves laughing at Nasa's and Delaware's horrible parenting skills.

One of the things she hates seeing, is the marks of Florida's back that says: Traitor. 

She loves making fun of Florida for her stupid law: it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. She purposely puts a Bikini on sometimes,  stands on her bed while Florida is in their room, and sings random songs.

Texas and Florida treat D.C like their child, after seeing what happened to Montgomery and Richmond, Texas does have a sweet side, when she feels like using it.

I will answer any questions on her.

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