Confederate: So, This is my kind of sister, Usa.
Usa: Hello.
Confederate: And this is the demon that lives in our house. *Points at America who is high on coffee and zipping around doing things.*
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Un: So, your siblings correct?
Confederate: Yes Ma'am.
America: yep.
Un: Why do you absolute act like you hate each other?
Confederate: Oh, because we do! But we love each other at the same time.
Un: So what is your opinion of Confederate America?
America: Oh he is a bossy bitch, but I still love him
Un: and yours Confederate?
Confederate: Oh she is a demon and I am scared of her, but I still love her.
America and Confederate: *Hugging each other but pinching each others backs.*
Un: Okay, I'm done go.
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America: I hate everyone and everything!
Confederate: whats wrong?
America: One of the demon spawns took my sweet Tea.
Confederate: So your calling your kids Demon spawns now?
America: *Hisses*
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America: Confederate! I need help- oh lord.
Confederate: *Sitting with no shirt on upside down in a chair, clearly drunk* Hello dear sister.
America: What did you do?
Confederate: WeLL it started off as a game of Cards, but ended in drinkingg- Oooo look a flying cow!
America: Who did you drink with?
Confederate: Someone named, like Germ manys and Italy.
America: Son of a bi- Confederate get your ass in bed.
Confederate: NoPe.
America: Yes.
Confederate: OooOoo Teddy bear! *Grabs Texas*
America: ... Let her go.
Texas: I am very uncomfortable.
America: *rips Confederates hands off on Texas's and drags Confederate outside.* Go find a friendly pack of wolves till you are sober again
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Usa: Guess what!
America: What?
Usa: I figured out a way to hold a kid, cook dinner, and yell at Delaware!
America: And how is that a super power?
Usa: Because I was balancing on Confederate doing Push ups on one foot.
Confederate: I have feet marks on my back..
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
