Native and Spanish Empire

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[I got this idea from @ThePsychopath7, I did not copy them, just got the inspiration] 

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S.E: Aww look at the Rabbit~

Native: *Stabs it multiple times and hold it up proudly* 

S.E: My bunny..... D:

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S.E:  When People ask how I met my wife, I tell the truth. She tried to kill me and lived in the woods.

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Native: Spanish! It won't be quiet! *Holds up screaming Confederate*

S.E Hmmmm *Grabs a patch of grass and shoves it in Confederates mouth*

Native: We are great Parents.

S.E: yep.

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Native and S.E : *Arguing about whether to build more tents or making people share*

Cherokee: *Stands next to them quietly*

Spain: *Pets bird quietly*

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Cherokee: *Sits in tent quietly*

S.E: *Walks in and sits down*

Cherokee: What are you doing?

S.E: Your mothers in Cleaning mood. *both of them hear noises from a tent*

S.E: Its everyone for themselves.

Cherokee: Omg I'm hiding in here as well

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All the tribes: Rain Rain go away. Come again another day. We all want to play. Rain rain go to Spain.

Spain: I AM RIGHT HERE!

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Native and S.E: *Wearing a shirts that says: Where ever I go Trouble finds me*

578 of their kids behind them:* Wearing shirts that say: Trouble*

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S.E: *Picks Native up and kiss's her*

all the children : Panik

*Native and S.E pull away*

All the children: kalm

*Native and S.E start kissing again*

The children: Panik

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Native: I may or may not accidently threw America up in a tree...

S.E: You did what!!!?

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Native: You all ways have that crazy child.

*All the tribes lining up or a picture and when the picture starts Blackfoot starts dancing and screaming causing a chain reaction and everyone started going crazy.*

S.E: Ill get the spray bottle, you get the soap

Native: there goes another 3 hours.

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S.E: After all these years,

*Looks over at Native chasing children around with a broom, trying to get her fish back*

S.E: I have all the children.

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Before Children: Hey Native can you pass the salt?

After Children: Native: THROW IT OVER HERE!

Cherokee: The Fish is UnDErcOoKeD *Throws it a Spain who flips the table out of anger*

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Native: *Sitting on ground crying*

S.E: What?

Native: I'm rethinking my life decisions and wondering why I had children, and why I didn't stab you when we met.

S.E: What happened?

Native: Navajo took the last piece of Pumpkin bread.

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Stages of Natives Pregnancies to baby Month 12

Month 1: Spanish I'm fucking pregnant again! I blame this on you  

Month 2: What will me name it? Oh god I don't even think there is any more names I can think of!

Month 3: Spanish... we having another duckling. How adorable.

Month 4: SPANISH WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER DEMON SPAWN!

Month 5: Get me more food I just threw it up.

Month 6: What does my feet look like again?

Month 7: Its killing my Vital organs!

Month 8: We need everything ready! Stop running around and get me food.

Month 9: After this child no more! I'm saying nope! No No no.

Birth: welp, its twins, to more ungrateful children.

Baby Month 1: awww! I forgot how cute these are.

Baby Month 2: They are screaming bloody murder!

Baby Month 3: S.E get your ass back in here and help!

Baby Month 4: Look at them! They are sleeping!

Baby Month 5: They know how to roll. Its the end of the world! By any chance have you seen Demon spawn 2 around here somewhere.

Baby Month 6: Awww! they can say Mama! Guess that tells you the fav parent.

Baby month 7: They won't stop saying mama, S.E come take them!!!

Baby Month 8: They can play with toys now! cute.

Baby Month 9: I have so many bruises from them throwing toys at me its not even funny.

Baby Month 10: They can crawl around and do things. Fun.

Baby Month 11: I hate Children

Baby Month 12/ One year: I'm FrEeEeeEE lEt thEm Go, Let TheM gOoo/ Its YoUr TuRn SpAniSh!

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I Laughed 

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