Florida
She helps sets the house on fire on 4th Of July.
She has a unhealth obsession over plastic Flamingo's.
She has a alligator named Isabel that lives with Australia.( After Isabel grew twice the size she should had and tried eating Maryland)
(Real fact) She was founded when someone was looking for the fountain of youth, making her obsessed with Myths and Legends.
Her and Texas have a Cowboy(Girl) stand off each year, were they don't do radios, nope they put on hats and wrestle till one of they gets knocked out or gives up, Florida is on a winning streak of three wins.
Florida is scared of rain, not storms, rain. She is fine with showers though.
Florida is close to North Carolina, as they both have popular beaches, and having obsession over Flamingo's.
Florida used to make fun of Texas when she had a crush on one of Mexico's states, Texas used to get all flustered then threw Florida out the nearest window.
(What is it with me and throwing people of the window? oh wait, someone once did it to me.)
Florida's twin sister ( When she was alive and not in her head) and her used to pick flowers and make flower crowns for each other, when she died Florida stopped making them and soon grew hate towards them.
Florida hates Alaska for no reason, she just does.
Florida's first time trying to drive ended up in America having to buy a new car, and Delaware getting ran over.
Florida hates squirrels, she just does.
When Spain used to babysit her, he would teach her things Spanish Empire taught him, including how to kill someone by hitting them hard enough behind the ear. He also taught her how to but someone in a headlock, along with wrestling a alligator.
Any questions about her I will answer.
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