the states being assholes to each other.

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Texas: Hey ever wondered why New Jersey and Oregon can't pump their own gas?

New Jersey: Ever wondered why Texas has a ranch bigger then Rhode Island!

California: Oh ya! I forgot, people don't like living in Rhode Island!

 Rhode Island: At least people know who I am, not with Kansas over here!

Kansas: Don't bring me into your petty fights!

Florida: Its pronounced Y'ALL!

Hawaii: Guys! Fighting is not the solution!

Alaska: Its the question.

Alabama: and the answer is yes!

Georgia: Great you got the incest lover worked up!

Alabama: Excuse me! Florida and Alaska are tied up as the top two!

Alaska and Florida: *Sweats nervously in having a crush on one of their siblings*

West Virginia: I walk my wife on a leash :D

Ohio: Let me go you dumb fuck!

Pennsylvania: Quebec left me again!

Delaware: No stabbing people Mississippi!

Louisiana: *Silently taking out voodoo doll of Indiana with a needle*

Idaho: Louis got one of those dolls! Everyone run!

All the sates but Louisiana: *Runs out of room*

Louisiana: Finally I get to pick what's on tv!

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