Texas: Hey ever wondered why New Jersey and Oregon can't pump their own gas?
New Jersey: Ever wondered why Texas has a ranch bigger then Rhode Island!
California: Oh ya! I forgot, people don't like living in Rhode Island!
Rhode Island: At least people know who I am, not with Kansas over here!
Kansas: Don't bring me into your petty fights!
Florida: Its pronounced Y'ALL!
Hawaii: Guys! Fighting is not the solution!
Alaska: Its the question.
Alabama: and the answer is yes!
Georgia: Great you got the incest lover worked up!
Alabama: Excuse me! Florida and Alaska are tied up as the top two!
Alaska and Florida: *Sweats nervously in having a crush on one of their siblings*
West Virginia: I walk my wife on a leash :D
Ohio: Let me go you dumb fuck!
Pennsylvania: Quebec left me again!
Delaware: No stabbing people Mississippi!
Louisiana: *Silently taking out voodoo doll of Indiana with a needle*
Idaho: Louis got one of those dolls! Everyone run!
All the sates but Louisiana: *Runs out of room*
Louisiana: Finally I get to pick what's on tv!

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