Egypt: *Talking to Sudan*
China: hey Egypt *punches her stomach*
Egypt: *Groans in pain* WHAT THE FRICK! (Egypt don't curse)
China: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this, your too young, your too beautiful
Egypt: What the heck are you talking about..?
China: *points at Egypt stomach* Im talking about the baby thats growing inside your belly right now.
Sudan: ... See ya.
Egypt..... I'm not pregnant!
China: Not after the punch your not, I have been taking multi- classes
Egypt: I was never pregnant China!
China: I-....i-...._i.. Are you sure...?
Egypt: Yess im fricken sure!
Iran: I'm sorry but why the Fuck is everybody yelling over here?
China: Oh I found this positive pregnancy test and there-
Iran: *Kicks Egypt's stomach*
Egypt: *Curses in Arabic*
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