Egypt and China.

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Egypt: *Talking to Sudan*

China: hey Egypt *punches her stomach*

Egypt: *Groans in pain* WHAT THE FRICK! (Egypt don't curse)

China: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this, your too young, your too beautiful

Egypt: What the heck are you talking about..?

China: *points at Egypt stomach* Im talking about the baby thats growing inside your belly right now.

Sudan: ... See ya. 

Egypt..... I'm not pregnant!

China: Not after the punch your not, I have been taking multi- classes

Egypt: I was never pregnant China!

China: I-....i-...._i.. Are you sure...?

Egypt: Yess im fricken sure!

Iran: I'm sorry but why the Fuck is everybody yelling over here?

China: Oh I found this positive pregnancy test and there-

Iran: *Kicks Egypt's stomach*

Egypt: *Curses in Arabic*



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