Al: Alabama
Ga: Georgia
Ms: Mississippi
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Al: Georgia:
Ga: Yes?
Al: *Throws a Peach at Georgia*
Ga: *Catches it*
Al: Uh oh.
Ga: *Throws it back at Alabama, knocking her out cold*
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Ms: *Reading off a dare sheet* Would You punch you sister ( Girl) as hard as you can for 1 billion Dollars?
Ms: 1 billion? I'd do it for like five bucks if I had the chance!
Al: *Throws bowl of Raman Noodles at Mississippi's head*
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Ms: *Looking through her report card and seeing straight F's* I'm going to change it and she will never know.
Ms: Georgia, I forgot to show you. I got my report card.
Ga: It better be good, IT BETTER BE GOOD or else
Ga:* Looks at the fake one* You got straight A's?
Ms: I told you! And you though I was going to get straight F's. Can You just mark on the Conference requesting, can you just mark no?
Ga: Ya your right Miss, I'm so sorry. I'm so proud of you! Ill mark it right now.
[The Next day]
America: hey Mississippi, I need to have a conference with your sister, give this paper to her its going to be Tuesday afternoon. We need to talk about your grades
Ms: A conference? Okay... Okay thank you...
Ms: hey Georgia...um Ms. America wanted me to-
Ga: Yea?
Ms: *Heavy breathing while looking at paper* I ummm Killed someone!
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Al: Ooo! I see the truck! I call Shotgun!
Ms: I call it! You always get it!
Al: *Tries opening the door but its locked*Georgia unlock the car! Georgia unlock it!
Ms: haHA Its locked thats what you get!
Ga: Alabama, you always get shotgun, let your little brother get it for once okay?
Al: How is that fair? I was here first!
Ms: YES!
Al: Dang it!
Ms: Loser, front seat feels nice.
Al: *Huff*
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Ga: Don't be nervous okay my family's not that bad.
South Carolina: No No no I'm ready to meet you-
Al: *throws basketball at Sc's head* Butterfingers dude!
Ga: This is... *sigh* my sister.
Al: What up! The names Alabama! *Picks up Mississippi and throws him across the room*
Al: You play football?
Sc: Oh what's up Alabama? Uh no I don't
Al: *Cough cough*loser
Sc: *Looks scared*
Al: Do you at least watch football?
Sc: I used to like back in middle school...
Al: Sis, you datin a fucking nerd.
Ga: Alabama that's not nice... *smiles creepily at him when Sc wasn't looking*stop.
Al: All right, one more chance. What is the slogan for Nerf *Picks up Nerf gun*?
Sc: Uh Nerf or Nothing?
Al: All right, your kind of cool.
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Ms: Well everybody , I'm here with Georgia. I'm going to try and figure out who left the milk out. Who do you think is to blame.
Ga: It was Alabama
Ms: I like to bring out a guest,
Al: You think I drank the milk?! Don't you know I lactose intolerance? *Fighting*
Ga: You know its so funny?
Al: What Georgia!?!
*Fighting*
Ms: Who left the milk out?
Al: who?
Ms: Al, you are NOT.
Georgia: *Screeches*
Al: YESSSS!
Georgia: *Spills milk every where*
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Ga: Mississippi, If you are gay you can tell me.
Ms: I don't think I am.
Al: I am
Ga: I know Alabama
Al: Everyone hates me
Ga: Good for you, know Miss please tell me!
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Al: Guess what Georgia!
Ga: What?
Al: Me and Florida tried jumping off a cliff but some eagle caught and tried feeding us to her babys!
Ga: Very nice Alabama.
Ms: Hi jackass's
Ga: Hi Mississippi! How was your day? do you want food?
Al: *Sad Alabamian noises*
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FL: Guys guess what!
Al: what!
Ga: I don't care
Ms: OoOOh a squirl!
Fl: I kissed Texas.
*Mississippi and Georgia's neck snap and look at Alabama.*
Al: This time I didn't have anything to do with it!
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Al: *Crying*
Ga: What did you break?
Al: This time someone broke my heart!
Ga: *Eyes twitches and grabs a baseball bat* TEXAS WE ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!
Tennessee:* Confused screeches*
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