The Triplets

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Al: Alabama

Ga: Georgia

Ms: Mississippi

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Al: Georgia:

Ga: Yes?

Al: *Throws a Peach at Georgia*

Ga: *Catches it*

Al: Uh oh.

Ga: *Throws it back at Alabama, knocking her out cold*

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Ms: *Reading off a dare sheet* Would You punch you sister ( Girl) as hard as you can for 1 billion Dollars?

Ms: 1 billion? I'd do it for like five bucks if I had the chance!

Al: *Throws bowl of Raman Noodles at Mississippi's head*

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Ms: *Looking through her report card and seeing straight F's* I'm going to change it and she will never know.

Ms:  Georgia, I forgot to show you. I got my report card.

Ga: It better be good, IT BETTER BE GOOD or else

Ga:* Looks at the fake one* You got straight A's?

Ms: I told you! And you though I was going to get straight F's. Can You just mark on the Conference requesting, can you just mark no?

Ga: Ya your right Miss, I'm so sorry. I'm so proud of you! Ill mark it right now.

[The Next day]

America: hey Mississippi, I need to have a conference with your sister, give this paper to her its going to be Tuesday afternoon. We need to talk about your grades

Ms: A conference? Okay... Okay thank you...

Ms: hey Georgia...um Ms. America wanted me to-

Ga: Yea?

Ms: *Heavy breathing while looking at paper* I ummm Killed someone!

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Al: Ooo! I see the truck! I call Shotgun!

Ms: I call it! You always get it!

Al: *Tries opening the door but its locked*Georgia unlock the car! Georgia unlock it!

Ms: haHA Its locked thats what you get!

Ga: Alabama, you always get shotgun, let your little brother get it for once okay?

Al: How is that fair? I was here first!

Ms: YES!

Al: Dang it!

Ms: Loser, front seat feels nice.

Al: *Huff* 

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Ga: Don't be nervous okay my family's not that bad.

South Carolina: No No no I'm ready to meet you-

Al: *throws basketball at Sc's head* Butterfingers dude!

Ga: This is... *sigh*  my sister.

Al: What up! The names Alabama! *Picks up Mississippi and throws him across the room*

Al: You play football?

Sc: Oh what's up Alabama? Uh no I don't

Al: *Cough cough*loser

Sc: *Looks scared*

Al: Do you at least watch football? 

Sc: I used to like back in middle school...

Al: Sis, you datin a fucking nerd.

Ga: Alabama that's not nice... *smiles creepily at him when Sc wasn't looking*stop.

Al: All right, one more chance. What is the slogan for Nerf *Picks up Nerf gun*?

Sc: Uh Nerf or Nothing?

Al: All right, your kind of cool.

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Ms: Well everybody , I'm here with Georgia. I'm going to try and figure out who left the milk out.  Who do you think is to blame.

Ga: It was Alabama

Ms: I like to bring out a guest,

Al: You think I drank the milk?! Don't you know I lactose intolerance? *Fighting*

Ga: You know its so funny?

Al: What Georgia!?!

*Fighting*

Ms: Who left the milk out?

Al: who?

Ms: Al, you are NOT.

Georgia: *Screeches*

Al: YESSSS!

Georgia: *Spills milk every where*

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Ga: Mississippi, If you are gay you can tell me.

Ms: I don't think I am.

Al: I am

Ga: I know Alabama

Al: Everyone hates me

Ga: Good for you, know Miss please tell me!

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Al: Guess what Georgia!

Ga: What?

Al: Me and Florida tried jumping off a cliff but some eagle caught and tried feeding us to her babys!

Ga: Very nice Alabama.

Ms: Hi jackass's 

Ga: Hi Mississippi! How was your day? do you want food?

Al: *Sad Alabamian noises*

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FL:  Guys guess what!

Al: what!

Ga: I don't care

Ms: OoOOh a squirl!

Fl: I kissed Texas.

*Mississippi and Georgia's neck snap and look at Alabama.* 

Al: This time I didn't have anything to do with it!

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Al: *Crying*

Ga: What did you break?

Al: This time someone broke my heart!

Ga: *Eyes twitches and grabs a baseball bat* TEXAS WE ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!

Tennessee:* Confused screeches*

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