Ussr: Kids, Me and America have 2:00 on both of our calendars to meet up at the park and argue, do not destroy the house and I want everyone living when I come back, got it?
Russia: Fine.
Belarus: What ever.
Estonia: Does that mean I'm not aloud to knock anyone unconscious?
Ussr: You can do that, just don't kill them, remember we are in America, the Ambulance is not free, so if someone is dying, use the car.
Ussr: *Shuts door and everyone is quiet for a second.*
Ukraine: We all know what's gonna happen, I got wooden spoons for everyone. *Hands them out*
Everyone: *Waits a second before hitting each other*
Lithuania: I got a blow torch that America gave me!!!
Latvia: *Screeches in fear*
Kazakhstan: I AM ONE WITH THE WEIRD!!!!!
Ussr: *Opens door* I forgot my keys-
Everyone: *Turns there heads towards him*
Turkmenistan: Hi dad.....
Uzbekistan: It was Russia's idea!
Russia: Oh really? Come here you little shit!
Ussr: I never been so proud and worried at the same time.
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Extra:
Russia: I am the second oldest you shit! You better listen to me!
Uzbekistan: Over my dead body! *Dodges Punches*
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RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
